What time is the formal party?  

Never.  

No.
Dont be a troll its srs remember
What time is the partay?  

I said never.  

Posted by MrSimons

I said never.

go away you dam troll its at noon on the 21st b there or b square  

Posted by MrSimons

Yes, please. We really need more people who know the real truth and worship the real god, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Lemme guess,wished for a pony when you were 5 years old and never got it? Doesn't work that way,kid.  

I have reliable sources that tell me the world won't end for another four billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-seven thousand nine hundred eighty-eight years.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0562997/  

Lmao

Posted by Cat612

I have reliable sources that tell me the world won't end for another four billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-seven thousand nine hundred eighty-eight years.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0562997/

I do too:p  

Posted by Cat612

I have reliable sources that tell me the world won't end for another four billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-seven thousand nine hundred eighty-eight years.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0562997/

Your source is an insane guy who wields a screwdriver and dies a lot. My source is an ancient civilization who sometimes sacrificed people by shoving branches studded with thorns and stingray stingers down the throats of victims. Let's just say they're both right rather than argue over which is crazier  

Posted by Froggy Krueger

Your source is an insane guy who wields a screwdriver and dies a lot. My source is an ancient civilization who sometimes sacrificed people by shoving branches studded with thorns and stingray stingers down the throats of victims. Let's just say they're both right rather than argue over which is crazier

He's only died like 11 times ._.  

Posted by Kiwi

He's only died like 11 times ._.

Actually, only 8 at the point in time when he visits the world ending.  

Nothing will happen,
Mayan calendar ended because they got lazy and were too tired to finish it.  

Posted by Johnaudi

Nothing will happen,
Mayan calendar ended because they got lazy and were too tired to finish it.

The calendar was completely refined and finished. It had 360 days, and a five day period at the end of the year that was supposedly when the spirits wandered between the worlds (Middleworld, the world we live in, Xibalba (she-balba) and the heavens (I forget the name, possibly Itzamna, has he was like the big god). All are connected as part of the world tree (called Chahk, I think, the name of the rain god).

The calendar was separated into b'aktuns, k'atuns, and a few others I can't remember (this from the top of my head). It's basically based around the number eight. A b'aktun was something like 400 years, and I think four of those make a k'atun. As the b'aktun progresses, the calendar goes round day by day (each day even has a name, and they believed the day you were born on denotes your personality). I think they calculated that they thought the beginning of the world was like 3,817 years ago? Something like that. Anyway, it's gone round since a long while ago, and this year it reaches the "end" of the circle. And what does it do? It starts again, like most circles.

Mayans believed in no way the world was going to end. Some day, maybe, if they displeased the gods (in their creation story, they'd tried many times to create life properly, and kept murdering their creations in brutal ways), they thought it might end, but there are still inscriptions in temples of them celebrating someone's birthday hundreds of years in the future (after 2012).

Edit; I found a picture of the world tree. . http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gPp74AFBiv...ons%5B1%5D.jpg

Edit #2; this Wikipedia page can teach you better than my memory can: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_calendar#_
It explains the year cycles and the calendar itself more, which I was vague on / got wrong.

I still think I went pretty well off the top of my head though lol  

*Knows he's late to say this* World didn't end, have a fun time in 2013  

Posted by Cat612

I have reliable sources that tell me the world won't end for another four billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-seven thousand nine hundred eighty-eight years.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0562997/

That episode scared me with the skin lady