Funny PMs - 5

iSilver · 07-08-2012

For some reason I get a lot of pm's from homosexuals.
"will you go out with me?"
"wanna date?"
"will you be my boyfriend?"

response to all: im straight and i dont od.

..
tf..

MementoJoker · 07-09-2012

I want to open your pumpkin head(I use a pumpkin as my head in iEra) then slowly put my d*k inside and **** you aggressively then ejaculate into your mouth.

Jester Lapse · 04-20-2013

Spoiler

<3

Ryan · 04-20-2013

Wouldn't this be better as a thread in the general section?

Marker · 04-21-2013

Posted by Jester Lapse

Spoiler

<3

Ahh yes, nothing like Cole's PMs. Pretty much all of his messages were funny.

Posted by Ryan

Wouldn't this be better as a thread in the general section?

This thread was intended for Era's Funny PMs, not all of Graal's.

MonicaLewinsky · 04-21-2013

I once got a pm.

Random Person: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: sure
Random Person: What is black and eats pu**y?
Me: ... No comment
Random Person: Cervical Cancer

I'm scarred for life.

LavaClaw · 04-21-2013

Cole came back for a while, js.

Von · 04-21-2013

*just walking around start, when..

Player: I'll see you there huni bunch, bring protection ;) I'll be over at 7 ok?

Player: Shit, wrong person sorry

Me: .......

ZenthorCanavi · 04-21-2013

wat is a zenthor?

xander · 04-21-2013

ooo my pm lol

Yogy* · 04-22-2013

I got a pm "you are pro and you have money why arent you in ebzio"
(he meant ebizou I guess)

PoeticFolly · 04-22-2013

This is funny pm's. Not brag about how noobs love you.

WMS · 04-22-2013

Posted by PoeticFolly

This is funny pm's. Not brag about how noobs love you.

Exactly, get this guy a dictionary.

imSupah · 04-22-2013

Lol, I remember one PM I got was a newbie asking me how do I kill so fast and called me a hacker.

Noone · 04-22-2013

Funniest Pm I ever got was from Yogy, saying "Smd", because I killed him 4 times so he couldn't win the Flag Base Milk Race today

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iSilver 454234 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: michigan usa Posts: 640	For some reason I get a lot of pm's from homosexuals. "will you go out with me?" "wanna date?" "will you be my boyfriend?" response to all: im straight and i dont od. .. tf..

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MementoJoker Registered User Join Date: May 2012 Location: Egypt Posts: 2,939	I want to open your pumpkin head(I use a pumpkin as my head in iEra) then slowly put my dk inside and *** you aggressively then ejaculate into your mouth.

04-20-2013	64
Ryan Verified ✔️ Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 6,041	Wouldn't this be better as a thread in the general section?

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MonicaLewinsky Monica Lewinsky Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Merica' Posts: 1,507	I once got a pm. Random Person: Wanna hear a joke? Me: sure Random Person: What is black and eats pu**y? Me: ... No comment Random Person: Cervical Cancer I'm scarred for life.

04-21-2013	67
LavaClaw amidoinitrite? Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Gold Coast, Australia Posts: 1,484	Cole came back for a while, js.

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Von Banned Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 188	*just walking around start, when.. Player: I'll see you there huni bunch, bring protection ;) I'll be over at 7 ok? Player: Shit, wrong person sorry Me: .......

04-21-2013	69
ZenthorCanavi Canavi. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 201	wat is a zenthor?

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xander pls Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 401	ooo my pm lol

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Yogy* Registered User Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,175	I got a pm "you are pro and you have money why arent you in ebzio" (he meant ebizou I guess)

04-22-2013	72
PoeticFolly Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: In your heart Posts: 2,813	This is funny pm's. Not brag about how noobs love you.

04-22-2013	74
imSupah Lie, never to rise. Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 1,716	Lol, I remember one PM I got was a newbie asking me how do I kill so fast and called me a hacker.

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Noone El Bag Head Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Mexico Posts: 291	Funniest Pm I ever got was from Yogy, saying "Smd", because I killed him 4 times so he couldn't win the Flag Base Milk Race today