Posted by MrSimons

A group of anonymous bandits have kidnapped your beloved Bernart, if you do not surrender 100 billion gralats to us by the end of the week the old man gets it, leave the bag of money in the back room of the bar in Onnet.

Zoologist has the exact same side view as the top right bandit, hmm?
I got one
Look at their ears, same little pixelated hair  

Ohhh ok. *crosses Zoo out of suspect list*

Bigfoot maybe you're setting him up hmm.  

Posted by Zoologist

Pfft,
haven't you all noticed i just got the archer hat? thats what i was doing during the time of bernart's kidnapping

FALSE I saw you MOMENTS after the crime occurred with a group of masked people.....  

1/3, I will be more than astonished if you guess the other 2, they don't even really use the forums.  

Posted by MrSimons

1/3, I will be more than astonished if you guess the other 2, they don't even really use the forums.

Damn I saw them but didn't check their names  

Posted by MrSimons

what witness? as a hint one of them is a cat tho.

Mr. Chichumz!

And how the hell did you guys kidnap him? I was interviewing him for his back story like 5 minutes before.  

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my bernart go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Somebody had to do it. Im surprised my white text isn't annoying anyone yet.  

Step One: Tie an anonymous graalian up to attract Bernart with the tasty scent.
Step Two: Blindfold
Step Three: Drag Him Away
Step Four: Apply Creepy Masks
Step Five: **** Step Five
Step Six: Take Pictures
Step Seven: Rape?
Step Eight: Release Pictures
Step Nine: Release Captive
Step Ten: Super Glue In Place
Step Eleven: Hire Snipers
Step Twelve: Kill The Bernart  

Rape? o_o...  

Posted by Infernus Lapse

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my bernart go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Somebody had to do it. Im surprised my white text isn't annoying anyone yet.

Man dude, thats my favorite movie scene.  

Posted by BaKon

Rape? o_o...

That would be step seven.  

Posted by Bigfoot

Zoologist has the exact same side view as the top right bandit, hmm?
I got one
Look at their ears, same little pixelated hair

Ok you guys got me, however, i doubt you'll find me...
i've gone into hiding. goodluck.  

Posted by Infernus Lapse

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my bernart go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Somebody had to do it. Im surprised my white text isn't annoying anyone yet.

Good luck *hangs up phone  

He wasn't talkin to you :o  

Posted by MrSimons

He wasn't talkin to you :o

I just felt like quoting the movie :p