Here I will post some quotes when I find/come up with them that I hope will make you laugh or maybe stoke some nostalgia in you :3


You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear.

I kissed a fish and I liked it
I kicked a fsh and I loved it
One letter can make a huge difference
[/beautiful song]

Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr Purr...

The banana is perfectly designed. Nothing else so perfectly edible could come about by mere chance.


If I feed them, then they will get over confident, and then I shall strike

By definition, as many or more people have to be eaten by sharks than die by being eaten by sharks, but for some reason people don't seem to grasp that well.

It's because cows eat plants, and plants are the prime contributor to pollution and global warming. Clearly.

"If there were infinite numbers, then the Universe couldn’t fit them all in. But clearly the Universe does fit them all in, by the transitive property. It fits our brains, and our brains fit all the numbers."

"Quantum physics is deeply mysterious and incomprehensible. Eastern spiratuality is deeply mysterious and incomprehensible. Therefore they must all mean the same thing."


I am educated, have good intentions, and think clearly.
In my opinion, the only position I have seen regarding issue X that makes sense to me is Y.
Alice stated she supports Z, which is the opposite position on issue X.
Therefore Alice is either uneducated, is lying, or insane.

I'm waking up to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
I'm breathing in the chemicals

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Whoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm radioactive, radioactive
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

I raise my flags, don my clothes
It's a revolution, I suppose
We're painted red to fit right in
Whoa

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Whoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm radioactive, radioactive
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

All systems go, the sun hasn't died
Deep in my bones, straight from inside

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm radioactive, radioactive
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Oh, another day on the assembly line.
Everybody better march in time.
Cause the factory don't care why
You've been saying coulda shoulda woulda

Oh, another day on the assembly line.
Everybody better march in time.
Cause the factory don't care why.
You've been saying coulda shoulda woulda