Pastafarian

reyalS · 01-06-2015

Graal is in dire need of a new religion. Gone is your god Stefan. He has left us to suffer while he lives off of his petty Eurocenter severance. Graal is in need to true religion. Graal needs the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

When I worked as a guard at Sardon Tower I was attacked by a group of Baddies. Beaten and left for dead I saw a vision. The Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me. "Oh my Stefan!" I proclaimed. Then the FSM corrected me. "Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster, you mean." He said. I asked him who he was he said he was the ultimate being. All of creation is through him. Even Stefan himself was a byproduct of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's will.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster then issued me a task. "Go to them." He said. "Scour all of the lands. From MoD Town to The Burger Refuge; preach far and wide of my existence and start a church in my name." That is what I'm doing here today.

Our Beliefs

We believe Pyrats, the original Pastafarians, were peaceful explorers and it was due to Stefanian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today.
We are fond of eggnog.
Every Friday is a Religious Holiday.
We do not take ourselves too seriously.
We embrace contradictions.

The Pastafarian church is open to all who wish to join. However the guild Pastafarian can only hold 25 members. So comment below or message me ingame. If I feel as if you are worthy of the official title you will be granted a tag.

Howl · 01-06-2015

Someone get this lad to the ICU as soon as possible.

Myst · 01-06-2015

praise the FSM

Ryan · 01-06-2015

All hail his noodlyness

Colin · 01-06-2015

:-)

Distorted · 01-06-2015

Posted by Howlgraal

Someone get this lad to the ICU as soon as possible.

+rep

Colin · 01-06-2015

It is very real; http://www.venganza.org/

As the primary belief is pirates (Pyrat when formatted to match Graal) we have enough evidence to show pirates are a benefit to the world and all propaganda against them is evil.

So anyone who supports pastafarianism should dress up as a pyrat!

Xenthic · 01-06-2015

Is this a 24/7 guild?

Tyree · 01-06-2015

Flying Spaghetti Monster is love, Flying Spaghetti Monster is life <3

Sicx · 01-13-2015

here is a guide to help y'all convert

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Pastafarian

Fulgore · 01-14-2015

His noodly appendage has graced the mind and soul of Slayer.

Santa Claus · 01-17-2015

Stefan is God no Matter what you scrub.

Wow just becasue he left Graal doesnt mean he isnt our God still.

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reyalS Retired Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Louisiana Posts: 569	Pastafarian Graal is in dire need of a new religion. Gone is your god Stefan. He has left us to suffer while he lives off of his petty Eurocenter severance. Graal is in need to true religion. Graal needs the Flying Spaghetti Monster. When I worked as a guard at Sardon Tower I was attacked by a group of Baddies. Beaten and left for dead I saw a vision. The Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me. "Oh my Stefan!" I proclaimed. Then the FSM corrected me. "Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster, you mean." He said. I asked him who he was he said he was the ultimate being. All of creation is through him. Even Stefan himself was a byproduct of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's will. The Flying Spaghetti Monster then issued me a task. "Go to them." He said. "Scour all of the lands. From MoD Town to The Burger Refuge; preach far and wide of my existence and start a church in my name." That is what I'm doing here today. Our Beliefs We believe Pyrats, the original Pastafarians, were peaceful explorers and it was due to Stefanian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today. We are fond of eggnog. Every Friday is a Religious Holiday. We do not take ourselves too seriously. We embrace contradictions. The Pastafarian church is open to all who wish to join. However the guild Pastafarian can only hold 25 members. So comment below or message me ingame. If I feel as if you are worthy of the official title you will be granted a tag.

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Howl my nama jeff ✔️ Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Australia Posts: 2,252	Someone get this lad to the ICU as soon as possible.

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Myst Banned Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 2,511	praise the FSM

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Ryan Verified ✔️ Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 6,041	All hail his noodlyness

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Colin Registered User Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 3,204	:-)

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Xenthic . Join Date: May 2012 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,071	Is this a 24/7 guild?

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Tyree Unknown Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: UK Posts: 208	Flying Spaghetti Monster is love, Flying Spaghetti Monster is life <3

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Sicx Registered Sarcastic User Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: ⓝⓞ Posts: 1,015	here is a guide to help y'all convert http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Pastafarian

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Fulgore Python Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,894	His noodly appendage has graced the mind and soul of Slayer.

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Santa Claus Scrubs. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: I live in space Posts: 2,272	Stefan is God no Matter what you scrub. Wow just becasue he left Graal doesnt mean he isnt our God still.