Posted by LavaClaw

*In Eos gang chat*
Chaotic: Have you seen the movie "Constipation"
Me and others: No, why?
Chaotic: Because it isn't out yet.

I found that ridiculously funny xD

I remember that... Haha that was yesterday. I was just like: What? And then moved on. Haha

Posted by Herb_P2P

"hi im ****** im 13. can i seduce you"

that was the first creepy pm i've ever gotten.

Lol The things people say to admins nowadays...  

'Excuse me Mr.Thunderstorm, how do you have s** on this game? This is Sims right?'  

from eddie wild (i luv haerz) billy wild in a small room with 2bestdancer 100% humping
LMFAO  

Posted by PM

plzzzz

True Story.  

"jester, can I suck your **** if you hire me for PR" (note: this is a guy)

Me: "1. I'm not homo sorry. 2. I'm not staff. 3. You're that desperate?"

5 minutes pass, he changes his look to female and sex, but leaves status the same.

"I'll suck your **** to be admin"

Me: *facepalm**block*  

A while back ago I got a pm asking me if they would get my npc at the beach spar if they beat me there.  

:o There aren't anymore "Funny PMs"? I know there have to still be more.. Haha  

I have literally hundreds. Just too lazy to go thru screenshots haha  

random girl:"Are you good at messages?"
me:". . ."  

I had a newb that followed me around like a robot. Took me a while to figure it out, he must have been foreign and couldn't read english, but he saw my character at balamb when he logged on and thought I was part of the game because of my name sounding like a npc name (you know, not filled with "evilsup3rkoolxxx1337masterzero" crap)

He tried talking to me in whatever language (it was like Russian or something) and I had no idea so I had to communicate with similes  

"I want to eat ur hair then cut ur name on my arm"
That's the weirdest pm I got...  

Posted by Jester Lapse

I have literally hundreds. Just too lazy to go thru screenshots haha

Lazy people these days... Haha jk.

Posted by Xertic

random girl:"Are you good at messages?"
me:". . ."

Haha what kind of question is that...? People these days...

Posted by Beary graal

"I want to eat ur hair then cut ur name on my arm"
That's the weirdest pm I got...

:O Eat your hair? Ew, I'll pass.  

This was sent over GC in iClassic, but:

"Okay guys, we're disbanding Advent V. Our new guild will be called Vyse's Fairy Guild! We won't take any more towers, but we'll be giving out love points for hugging noobs." - Vyse Feare  

"I saw you with my own mexican for 2 eyes"

"STUPiD BBOY TOOK MY LADY" (Laughed so hard)

"YOU LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE SHES ONLY NAKED HALF THE TIME"

Censored for your safety:

"****in emo rat u look like a rat"

"kat i need ur help plz someone just entered my house opened my gates took all my stuff then said i hope u like ponies and changed my game name to L3GIT PONIES help me plzzzzzz"

"um cani have kiwi knife because my family is getting divorced and 3 weeks ago my grandma died so pls can i have a kiwi knife"

and many more..  

"A woman's place is the kitchen" -Jessie Divine

"You're not lapse leader! He died in a fire." -Random dude

"May I john Lapse?" him
"John Lapse?" me
"Sure I'll change my name to John Lapse."
"-.-" -Neev

"if you were a cow I would milk you" - Random Dude

"wanna go out?" her
"I don't know you" me
"get to know me"
"but I don't know you"
"..."
"?"
"I love you"
"eww cooties"
"..." -Random nub girl

"I want your body" - everyone who wants a custom from me -.-

"what does lapse mean?" him
"it means laugh as people suffer everyday" me
"that's kinda emo"
"yes now if you'll excuse me I have to go apply my mascara" -Random

"are you admin?" her
"do I look like one?" me
"yes"
"oh. Prolly cuz I'm a nimda"
"nimda?"
"Jedi mind trick activate"
"you're weird..."


There you go marker. Some recent ones and some from a while back ~<3