How to Achieve Immortality (confirmed working)

Sicx · 04-25-2015

Wish upon a shooting star that you're going to die

Tell someone your wish

Congrats! You are now immortal!

optimuswhat · 04-25-2015

It actually worked!

Ghettoicedtea · 04-26-2015

i tried this, can confirm it works. I shot myself in the head, lived without going to ER. Now I'm walking around with a giant hole in my head.

Shmegg · 04-26-2015

Posted by Ghettoicedtea

i tried this, can confirm it works. I shot myself in the head, lived without going to ER. Now I'm walking around with a giant hole in my head.

Get well soon

Rexx · 04-26-2015

I'm pretty sure bathing in coconut oil and drinking cranberry juice is the true secret to immortality.

Eto · 04-26-2015

Posted by Rexx

I'm pretty sure bathing in coconut oil and drinking cranberry juice is the true secret to immortality.

Bryan* · 04-26-2015

Dive into the Lazarus Pits duh

5hift · 04-27-2015

How can this be legit?

Seriously, there's no vampires involved.

Ghettoicedtea · 04-27-2015

Posted by 5hift

How can this be legit?

Seriously, there's no vampires involved.

because i have a giant bullet hole in my head and I'm still living.

The Doctor · 04-27-2015

I can also confirm that this works. I have pulled out my spine, and am walking around town. People call me the human slinky.

Tyler · 04-27-2015

This thread is such bs. The shooting star killed my friend before he could wish on it.

Sicx · 04-27-2015

Posted by Tyler

This thread is such bs. The shooting star killed my friend before he could wish on it.

He has to make the wish before it lands, sorry

Goddess · 04-28-2015

I tried this and just slit my wrists, lets see what happens!

Sicx · 08-10-2015

Can still confirm working as of August 9 2015

SouthernZombie* · 08-10-2015

Can confirm!

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Sicx Registered Sarcastic User Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: ⓝⓞ Posts: 1,015	How to Achieve Immortality (confirmed working) Wish upon a shooting star that you're going to die Tell someone your wish Congrats! You are now immortal!

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optimuswhat Speed Demon Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,288	It actually worked!

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Ghettoicedtea (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ dank meme ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Utah Posts: 5,261	i tried this, can confirm it works. I shot myself in the head, lived without going to ER. Now I'm walking around with a giant hole in my head.

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Rexx User Registered Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,626	I'm pretty sure bathing in coconut oil and drinking cranberry juice is the true secret to immortality.

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Bryan* Verified ✔️ Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: M.I.A Posts: 3,408	Dive into the Lazarus Pits duh

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5hift ✔️TURBO✔️VERIFIED✔️ Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Larunda Relay Posts: 6,481	How can this be legit? Seriously, there's no vampires involved.

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The Doctor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Blacksburg, Virginia Posts: 5,459	I can also confirm that this works. I have pulled out my spine, and am walking around town. People call me the human slinky.

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Tyler Dark Desert Fox Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: United States, Ohio Posts: 5,720	This thread is such bs. The shooting star killed my friend before he could wish on it.

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Goddess இڿڰۣ-ڰۣ— \| Pürrrs \| SFX Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: CA Posts: 494	I tried this and just slit my wrists, lets see what happens!

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Sicx Registered Sarcastic User Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: ⓝⓞ Posts: 1,015	Can still confirm working as of August 9 2015

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SouthernZombie* 0.0 Join Date: May 2015 Location: Destiny Posts: 1,235	Can confirm!