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ShortStories|The Noob King|
There once was a king in the land of Landlubberironian, he was friends with Pucman and maltipass, but they never liked him so one day they let a dragon out its cage, the dragon burneded the noobs land and everyone died but the noob killed the dragon and became pro so he lived happily ever after, but suddenly, Pucman and Maltipass came to the vast land that the Pro king now owned, they besieged the land and after a treacherous war along the great plains, the pro king became a noob again and so he went on the hunt for pucman and maltipass so he could kill them, he found them in Laxindonoto bar and stabbed pucman and became a pro again. However, Maltipass escaped, the pro king ran after him, but he was too quick, as swift as the wind he ran across the great plains, the land was once again that of the pro king. The king realised that karma and irony existed, so he went to the dragon breeding center, up in the humongous cliffs of chickenandos, where he destroyed a cage what let out a terrifying dragon, what obeyed his every command, "Kill Maltipass, bring kappa and karma to the world once again!" The dragon breathed ice on the maltipass noob and he was frozen in carbonite, in what he remains until the end of days, until a new evil awakens, until the force awakens. This is the story of how Pucman and Maltipass dieded, it is also how SW: TFA will play out. Like, comment, subscribe and dislike. If you rearrange 'Maltipass' you can make 'Kylo Ren' Maltipass is Kylo Ren confrimmed? Im now famuse? |
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WTF, you called Multipass a "he"? What kind of sexist, patriarchal pig are you? |
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