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10-20-2015
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Kaleb
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Ol West
Posts: 458
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Pickup Lines
What pickup lines do you guys use?
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10-20-2015
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Strange
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Washington
Posts: 559
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Are you a cigarette? 'Cuz you got a hot butt. Are you a beaver? 'Cuz dam. Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan. |
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10-20-2015
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Circus
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: London
Posts: 2,090
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My love for you is like diarrhea It never ends I like every bone in your body Especially mine Do you have any british in you? Would you like some? |
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10-20-2015
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: I live in a place on a place
Posts: 1,464
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This one is a joke that some people made up "I like your shoes wanna have ***" |
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10-20-2015
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 1,379
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Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? When God made you, he was showing off. |
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10-21-2015
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TheRealSKT
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Skybase.
Posts: 789
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I have roofies. I can use them on you or you can get in the van.
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10-21-2015
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My sword hand twitches!
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 569
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I have candy, just come in my totally not suspicious van!
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10-21-2015
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Earning Unix dem stacks
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: In a fox hole somewhere
Posts: 7,391
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You thread stealing turd
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10-21-2015
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Times Change
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Cairo, Egypt
Posts: 1,872
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Do you buy your pants on sale? cause at my place they'll be 100% off |
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10-21-2015
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ClanDestine
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 953
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Wanna go on an 'ate'? I'll give you the 'D' later. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long. Do you like dragons? Because soon I'll be dragon my balls across your face. You've probably heard all these before but w/e. |
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10-22-2015
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2015
Posts: 921
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Can you tell me how to spell "yes I'll go out on a date with you"
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10-22-2015
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hi
Join Date: Nov 2014
Posts: 736
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I love pie
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10-22-2015
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Registered Sarcastic User
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: ⓝⓞ
Posts: 1,015
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"I've got a gun get in the van" -5th grade |
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10-22-2015
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: New Hampshire, United States
Posts: 3,135
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"Hey, baby, you got a kid? 'Cause you look like ooo mama!" "Hey, baby, you got parkin'? 'Cause I wanna pa'k mah ca'!" |