I have a cool story. Everyday for the last week when I've stepped out side of my house a bird has shat on me. I dont consider it good luck any more.  

Once i was walking down the street pushing the stroller of my cousin (he was about 8 months i dunno) and he started crying. While he was crying these drunk guys walking by tried to mock him by crying themselves. Seeing grown men making fun of babies was ****ing hilarious.  

Posted by Door

Shortly after getting a very painful surgery at 4 years old, I was having a checkup before going home. My doctor came in, acting like life was sunshine and rainbows, and asked me how I was. He was standing next to me, and I Batman suckerpunched him in the stomach without even turning my head.

Owned.  

Posted by Door

Shortly after getting a very painful surgery at 4 years old, I was having a checkup before going home. My doctor came in, acting like life was sunshine and rainbows, and asked me how I was. He was standing next to me, and I Batman suckerpunched him in the stomach without even turning my head.

 

Posted by callimuc

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Amazing beyond description. Saved forever.  

The meat flap part, between your index finger and your thumb. Yeah that got sliced off by a actual sword my brother swiped from my hands. It was awful.  

Posted by Sh0wbiz

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There's nothing else for me to call that, now. Thanks bud.

Also that sounds extremely painful. I once cut a triangular shaped hole into that when a can opener slipped (not entirely sure how that worked). I was using it to open my former beast of a cat's food, and she just stood there, impatiently pawing at the yet unopened can of food while I was bleeding.

Probably one of the most painful places to get an injury, at least on your hands.  

Posted by Door

There's nothing else for me to call that, now. Thanks bud.

Also that sounds extremely painful. I once cut a triangular shaped hole into that when a can opener slipped (not entirely sure how that worked). I was using it to open my former beast of a cat's food, and she just stood there, impatiently pawing at the yet unopened can of food while I was bleeding.

Probably one of the most painful places to get an injury, at least on your hands.

Ok, sorry for that misconception... But yes it was very painful especially the stitches. I now have a scare line that goes through it.  

That is hilarious bro *thumbs up*