When I was 5th grade I fell down a stair and dislocated my right arm. Had a surgery. It wasn't that severe, it healed pretty fast, though I (since then) can't perform several hand maneuver.

I have been left-handed and handicapped in Tennis and Baseball since, it isn't that bad actually, I can still use my right hand and it feels the same as my left hand.  

When I was young I tripped and hit the corner of a wall with my head, now I have a scar on my scalp, good thing it's unnoticeable unless you feel it.

More recently I dislocated my thumb when my friend tried to teach my to skateboard. Got it caught in a wire fence while going downhill. Only took a few weeks to recover, good thing it was my left hand.  

Posted by Ariona11

Real serious tho as a toddler I was running like a maniac and hit my face onto the dining room glass table and it knocked my baby teeth up, and since then I still am missing 2 adult teeth.... RIP

Same thing happened to me and i lost my bottom left incisor and the adult tooth grew back with a mark on it. Strangest thing  

That time when I went on a field trip to go pumpkin picking, I was so excited when I brought it home and wanted to cut it myself and yup you guessed it, I chopped my finger off. Just kidding, but I did cut deep and my finger, blood was spilling everywhere, it was so cool and scary at the same time.

Also that time where I was climbing on monkey bars as a kid and fell of and broke my leg. Don't know how it happened but yeah I broke my left leg and was rushed to the hospital immediately. Man, I remember it like it was yesterday. Having to have the doctor walk me to the bathroom. Eating ****ty ass snacks. Watching the Berenstein Bears on the tv. Getting crutches and having to be homeschooled for awhile. I never got used to my crutches and always usually fell on my face. When they took the cast off my leg, I remember it being so freaking skinny, it scared the **** out of me. Skin shedding and everything. Good times.

Or that time when I got hit in the face with a basketball and bled so bad, there was litterally blood everywhere. Some random chick was like "omg let me see" when I was trying to go to the nurses office and caused me to bleed out even more. But hey, she was hawt. I would bleed out for her anyday.

There are way more stories, like when I fell off a flight of stairs. All of this is true, and yes, I have tons of more stories I can't remember. I was famous in my school for getting hurt like almost all the time. And mostly during recess. Kids would see me fall and bust my face and walk away like nothing happened, that's how much it happened. I remember I had a nickname everyone used to call me but I forgot, sorry. This all happened in middle school, I'm not such a clutz (was about to type ****) now.  

I once broke my arm by turning a book.
My arm muscle just decided to disconect so I had a cast for a while.
I don't know what the name of the thing that caused it to happen but my arm is fine now.  

This one time I got shot in the head and died.

Got to stay home from school the next day so I didn't really complain.  

Posted by Sardon

I once broke my arm by turning a book.
My arm muscle just decided to disconect so I had a cast for a while.
I don't know what the name of the thing that caused it to happen but my arm is fine now.

Did you tell people the truth when they asked you how you broke your arm?

Bob: Hey Sard! Whoa. What happened to your arm?

Sardon: I broke it while turning the page in a book.  

I'v never had any real serious injuries, these are more fnny/ironic/I-can't-think-of-the-word...
- chipped my two front teeth trying to fall through a hole in the elementary school playground, I was a sort of vampire for a few days
- jammed my finger playing softball because the sun was in my eyes and I couldn't see the freaking ball coming at my face
- jammed my thumb by my friend jumping on it while i was sitting on a trampoline (I'm smart)
- I was sick with the stomach flu on my birthday (not serious just funny) so while my family had my birthday dinner in the kitchen I ate chinese food in the living room
- I've been told that when I was younger I was playing outside and shoved rocks up my nose (small ones, and they came out) and my sister was the one that stood up under the mailbox and cut her head)
- In middleschool I was going up a flight of stairs and hit my finger against the stairway rail and it made an indent that barely bled but I still have a scar from it  

falling down a hill at full speed off my skateboard, no marks tho  

Posted by PigParty

Did you tell people the truth when they asked you how you broke your arm?

Bob: Hey Sard! Whoa. What happened to your arm?

Sardon: I broke it while turning the page in a book.

I told them I was out in the forest where a bear decided to start a fight with
a 10 feet tall grizzly bear.

I chocked it with one hand and it immidiatly died.

But then I was assaulted by 4 more bears which I beat the **** out of but one of them broke my arm for a few months so...  

Posted by Sardon

I once broke my arm by turning a book.
My arm muscle just decided to disconect so I had a cast for a while.
I don't know what the name of the thing that caused it to happen but my arm is fine now.

I think you probably dislocated it. A break is when the bone literally breaks, so if your arm muscle disconnected it would unlikely cause a break.  

Posted by SomeGuy

I think you probably dislocated it. A break is when the bone literally breaks, so if your arm muscle disconnected it would unlikely cause a break.

For once it seems like SomeGuy is actually correct. Crazy, right?  

Posted by Yog

For once it seems like SomeGuy is actually correct. Crazy, right?

Damn, that's a first!  

Posted by Vicipower

Only physical injuries?

>sad music

O god

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Well I lost one of my teeth and also got a piece of wood pierced trough my thumb and broke both hands sometime ago

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