Posted by Ivy

Ask for her snapchat and strike conversations with her until she gets sick of it and gives you her number. works all the time for me

Yea, assuming OP is in highschool snapchat and a little confidence is all he's gonna need to get in her pants.  

Posted by DJ Meow

your best bet is to be confident and not ask nerds on a forum who've probably never even had a girl freind themselves (dreaming about having one does not count) on advice on how to get a girl.

That's a paradox! You told him never to take advice from nerds on a forum who have never had girlfriends, but here you are giving advice!  

School relationship, most awkward experiences I had in life.

I personally suggest not dating people at school/work  

Posted by iBubble

School relationship, most awkward experiences I had in life.

I personally suggest not dating people at school/work

Considering I live in the middle of nowhere with my closest neighbors not related to me being 56 kilometres away, that's not an option.  

Posted by Colin

Your best bet is to date her best friend and use that to get close to her, then dump her bestfriend and ask her out

Watch The Wonder Years Much?  

Posted by Alexmo

No wonder why your called a fuc* boi

Let me give you good dating advice form someone who likes a girl just watch them for the rest of your life in the shadows. Wow that sounds sad well looks like that's my experience.

more like creepy as ****  

Posted by 5hift

Aren't you like 14?

Why are you worried about having kids?

haven't you seen 16 and pregnant?

First step is to check if the girl is not a guy.

Posted by Pr0m4N V.14

Considering I live in the middle of nowhere with my closest neighbors not related to me being 56 kilometres away, that's not an option.

move to an urban area . or the sub urbs.  

Quick! Sound the alarm! Mount the turrets! We have a situation!  

I thought I was in the joke thread  

CIS scum  

Get a hooker, she wouldn't say no, only for a price. Just kidding don't do that.  

I as well need a girlfriend (This is true)
My info:
Weight: 420 lbs
Resedince: A pineapple undethe sea
Skills: Graal & Wasting life on a Computer  

Posted by BlazingClapTrap

I as well need a girlfriend (This is true)
My info:
Weight: 420 lbs
Resedince: A pineapple undethe sea
Skills: Graal & Wasting life on a Computer

Maybe this explains why.  

Posted by Pr0m4N V.14

I don't want kids!

Easiest way to avoid having kids is to not have sex. Especially if you're as young as I think you are. Actually, just forget about dating anybody. Girls have cooties.  

Your best bet is to not make your life depend on the answers of people on a forum full of people who play graal.