did you read the full thing i just finished  

Yea'  

BEST. STORY. EVAH.  

Ok, Cool Story Bro.  

thanks...  

ya thats exactly what happened... seriouslly lawl?!?!  

Posted by PerfectDark

ok here is a story for ya:
One day in era (around the first days iera was opening) one of the Events Team Members desided to host crab wresling (where the players turn into crabs and fight), and everything was normal until current manager & co- manager Alfonso and Vulcan show up at the event... they sat in the corner silently while the crabs were fighting to the death. Then a winner emerged. Elliot won the event, and the ET gave him some EC. Then alf spawned some 'Pinecones' as a treat for everyone to see.... a minute later, vulcan staff sticked all the players except Elliot (who was still a crab) then summoned a black hole in the center of the crab arena taking Eliot and the pinecones into its dark center and morphed them... the pincones mirged with Eliots mind, twisting it. then alfonso said "VULCAN LOOK AT WHAT YOU DONE!" then destroying the black hole revealing what what looked like a normal crab player, so alfonso walks over slowly and says "Elliot, are you ok?". The crab looks at him without saying a word... "Vulcan look what you did again, now another player turned into a crab" alfonso said. "well best to staff stick our mistakes" vulcan said in a hope the crab would turn back into a player.. Vulcan hits the crab with the stick and it vanishes.... "lets go get tacos" vulcan said as they left the event room not knowing what they did...

*Meanwhile On Era Iphone*

What The staff thought was just going to be another day managing the server changed suddenly when a storm appeared near the beach... the storm got so bad, the seas reached the shores engulfing building and washing away random noobs (sad
:[) and then a lightning bolt hit the center of the "War on idiotism" building where a giant crab appeared... all the players stoped chating and gathered around the crab thinking it was a staff member enteraining them.. when one of the people said "Drag MEEEE" the crab screached and took the person and ate him, everyone started to run for cover while it was rampaging through era city. it first went through the "war on idiotism" park, and climbed on the bank of era.... With Player Relations just finding out they warped to the building and saw the humongus crab... one of the PRs say "Lets Nuke it" and throws a nuke at it. The Crab cheches the nuke and threw it at the PPA (Player Protection Agenty) building, and it exploads sending a giant black cloud in the sky. the PR's ran scared for their lives leaving the players to defend for themselves.. five minutes after the crab killing hundreds of era citazans, the manager arives and takes out his magic wand. "You tampered with my server, now you shall die" he said while a magic green beam shoots out and hits the giant red crab sending it flying twords the beach.. After a hour of searching the staff finally find the hole which the giant crab made when he hit the ground. but something was wrong. There was mutible spots around the big hole that look like they have been dug up and filled in, and hundreds of drag marks that lead into the sea... all the Player Relations officers start thinking this is the only begining

WARNING: Wall of text!  

Hey Snk! You should totally have the PRs and all the people registered recreate this amazing event! It would be hilarious!  

liek the event im so good at it  

Where did the crabs come from? Rapid regeneration- life from lifelessness- or in this case, crabs from sand.  

the crabs must be cross breed with a bee so theres must be like a queen crab that lays like thousands of baby crab then they become viscious when u bother them aka shovel their resting place in the sand  

0.0 Nah... BTW Crabs Are Just Respawning on the beach e=area ready to be digged for....  

Not to go off topic from your interesting topic of how you guys find crabs on the beach and all that fun stuff, but is it me or do the crabs attack faster? Unless I'm lagging majorly >.>  

Posted by DragonRiderSux

Hey Snk! You should totally have the PRs and all the people registered recreate this amazing event! It would be hilarious!

That would be funny  

It amazes me that people would waste 20 minutes of their lives to come up with a story about where virtual crabs came from.