Posted by Pazx

isn't pokerus bad?

is good if you want to play competitiveish

doesn't make much of a difference otherwise  

i got it once when i was younger and i thought it meant my pokemon was sick so i was very upset  

***  

you americans actually have so much to learn from canada in terms of airports and cleaning things oh my god  

Heres Pokerus!!!!


The Pokérus is a useful little virus that can help you while you train your beloved Pokémon. You may or may not have heard of it, but chances are that you haven't heard of it if you are reading this.

Let's start with what it does. The Pokérus is, as mentioned before, very helpful in training your own Pokémon. If you have the Pokérus on a Pokémon, you have probably noticed that it will spread to the other Pokémon in your party and when you level one of those Pokémon up by battling, their stats will increase higher than usual. The reason for this is because the Pokérus doubles the Effort Points you've obtained. In other words, it's just like the Macho Brace you get north of Mauville except without the speed boost and it doesn't take up an item slot.

So now how do I get this elusive virus? Well to tell you the truth… It's really based upon luck, like most things. Even rarer than Shiny Pokémon, there's a 1 in 21,178.6 chance of getting it. To get the Pokérus, your Pokémon needs to engage in a battle a wild Pokémon that holds the Pokérus. Simply battling or capturing this Pokémon will allow for the You will be alerted if you have the Pokérus in your party when you next visit the Pokémon Centre. The Pokémon nurse there will go through a dialogue with you dealing with the Pokérus after you get them healed. You can catch it as well by catching the Pokémon and placing it in your party to spread it.

The duration that PokéRus lasts is dependant upon a random number, known to some as the strain of the virus and can last up to 4 days. This gives ample time to spread the virus to other Pokémon. When the PokéRus has gone through the specific amount of time that the strain allows it, the Pokémon will no longer be able to spread PokéRus and it will now have a face on the status screen. However, despite it not being contagious, as of Diamond, Pearl & Platinum, it will still receive the boost of Effort Values so it will forever be good. If you want to keep it being contagious, however, you can keep it in your box and remove it whenever you wish to spread it.

And that is amazingly everything related to the Pokérus…  

what should i get for my birthday

i was thinking a new gpu

don't say money because then I'll ask what to do with the money  

get a puppy  

get a cat  

Money.

ha. ha ha ha.  

yes, get a puppy, a yorkie  

Get a chimp like mj.  

Black person

Or new 3DS  

My friend asked me if I would stop playing GW2 because I hit the level cap. Apparently, he believes that leveling is the only point to playing an MMORPG and once you hit the level cap, there is no reason to play the game.

[12:19:52 AM] ~: are u done with gw2
[12:21:36 AM] ascend (talon): no
[12:21:42 AM] ascend (talon): why would I be
[12:21:43 AM] ~: ur lvl 80
[12:23:03 AM] ascend (talon): ..................
[12:23:21 AM] ascend (talon): no ****ing wonder you thought runescape was a grind
[12:23:40 AM] ascend (talon): mmorpgs aren't about leveling
[12:23:41 AM] ~: ?
[12:23:55 AM] ~: what are they about then
[12:25:04 AM] ~: enlighten me
[12:26:00 AM] ascend (talon): it's a GAME
[12:26:07 AM] ascend (talon): not a leveling simulator
[12:26:45 AM] ~: i know its a game
[12:26:58 AM] ~: with a leveling system
[12:27:16 AM] ~: because if levels werentbso important there wud be no need foe them right
[12:27:23 AM] ~: theyre just labels in the end
[12:27:25 AM] ascend (talon): yeah, because every game with a leveling system is only about leveling and once you hit the cap you can stop playing the game
[12:27:37 AM] ascend (talon): it's impossible to play a game after hitting the level cap
[12:27:44 AM] ascend (talon): because that's the only point of the game amirite
[12:27:52 AM] ascend (talon): no other way to have fun amirite
[12:27:59 AM] ascend (talon): stop playing the game after hitting the level cap amirite
[12:28:26 AM] ~: what else is there to do?  

you both must be fun at parties  

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