Posted by Ghettoicedtea

>Final pre-primary debate
>Moderator starts with "Senator Cruz..."
>HOLD IT YOU DUMMIES
>Trump pulls out a folder
>Cruz looks shocked
>He pulls out a piece of paper
>Its Cruz's birth certificate in all of its Canadian glory.
>Cruz begins to visibly sweat.
>"I believe it was my turn to talk Eh Donald."
>Trump say "what was that Rafael"
>This gets Jebs attention because that is his favorite ninja turtles name.
>Trump pulls out another piece of paper from the folder.
>its a picture of five year old cruz getting a pet moose for his birthday
>Cruz sweats more but the crowd quickly realize that he is sweating out Molson.
>Trump is now going in for the kill.
>He reaches under his podium and pulls out a golden trophy with a broom on it.
>Cruz immediately recognizes it as the trophy he won on his high school curling team.
>Cruz says " You're from New York and you represent "New York Values" and that's not what the Republican party is aboot."
>Cruz realise his mistake but its too late.
>He runs out and is not seen for the rest of the debate
>The next day Cruz is found face down in a bath tub full of maple syrup with is wrists cut.

that was freaking glorious  

Kek that wasn't a political debate. That was a rally.  

Meanwhile, in other parts of the world, nobody gives a damn...  

Posted by Pr0m4N V.14

Meanwhile, in other parts of the world, nobody gives a damn...

Yea, the President of the most influential country in the world is really not that important to non Americans. /s  

Posted by MrSimons

Yea, the President of the most influential country in the world is really not that important to non Americans. /s

pls dont feed the ****** troll ty  

Posted by MrSimons

Yea, the President of the most influential country in the world is really not that important to non Americans. /s

Britain is,not America.  

Posted by MrSimons

Yea, the President of the most influential country in the world is really not that important to non Americans. /s

I don't know about the influential part once Hillary takes office. Too many insecure males in the world to bow to a confident woman.

#BillClintonFGOTUS  

You mean america dont want to bow down to another corrupted wall street politician and a ****ing traitor.

Her influence would go hella through the roof in places like europe though cause they are so ****ed if a stronk independent womyn that heads the best military says anything. She would get constant praise and anyone who would say otherwise would be deemed a mysoginist. But the mid east would have a huge issue, asia i dont think would care.  

OH YEAH?????? Well Donald Trump has stupid hair.
best comeback ever---^  

Maybe but he sure as hell aint a corrupted politic and a god damn traitor
goat btfo ^  

Maybe but the people that will vote on his "make America great again policies' are.
GIT btfi  

So Sarah Palin now endorses Dolan Trumpler.

Is this the part where we stop taking him seriously like poor John Mcain?  

Posted by GOAT

Maybe but the people that will vote on his "make America great again policies' are.
GIT btfi

Beats voting for a traitor any day.

Posted by 5hift

So Sarah Palin now endorses Dolan Trumpler.

Is this the part where we stop taking him seriously like poor John Mcain?

Nope it means you really gotta take him very seriously. Sarah palin supporting trump means that his biggest legit critisim (that is not 99% of the stuff the media says about him all proven false) is how he isnt a real conservative. If you got sarah palin who is as red pilled as you can get supports trump. A lot of people are going to follow her. Also she is huge with ted cruz, she got ted cruz into congress. Cruzs followers know this so a large portion of them are going to go to trump now too. This is big in Iowa since cruz is the only thing holding trump back. If trump wins Iowa he is a shoe in for the republican nomination. Now we just sit back and watch trump become the president of the usa.  

Posted by Ghettoicedtea

Beats voting for a traitor any day.

IDK man. I would take the traitor over the rich guy that couldn't take down the old lady any day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vera_Coking  

I wouldn't. I would take a nationalist over a traitor any day. Also wtf does a lawsuit have to do with anything. This type of stuff happens all the time. Nothing special here at all.