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04-25-2013
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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All of you shut up I am from the future and the dwarfs will concur all of graal and I will be their supreme hyruler... It all started out as a normal day, dusty and Rufus, god and king of zorbis, walked around bringing out the ban hammer on gnomes for taking too much time to build a railroad. This angered the gnomes. The gnomes got mad and grew angry at the zorbis. The gnomes summoned a gnome-like bred dragon that could breathe under water and shot water-proof fire. The dragon attacked the zombi kingdom which eventually got tired so it went to mcdonalds to buy a big Mac. Because dragons are fat. Shut up this I'd my story. So then the zorbis summoned Rufus, the god of all zorbis, to end all of the colonies of poor gnomes. Rufus tortured the gnomes unti, one day a hero showed up. SICX. THE GOD OF DWARFS. he took out his diamond fused golden (butter) hammer (which was very big) and crushed all the zorbis. Sicx then used his laser vision to betrayall gnomes too. Eventually all civilization was wiped out except for the dwarf race. Now the dwarfs live successful lives thinking about how stupid and pathetic the zorbis and gnomes were. Then I wrote this 9-year old style paragraph. That's it I'm going to advance into the writing career. |