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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 308
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Always wear/use shady colours e.g black, grey. lmao..
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 539
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The secret is sword1.png. Trust me.
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GBA Player
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: nowhere
Posts: 239
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hai
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Loser
Posts: 830
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remember to 'afk' in the battle arena, but really sit your player down and blankly stare at your screen for hours
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michael
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Hyrule
Posts: 3,511
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Sit in the chairs at top or at opposite side of door while inside spar room. Bottom is too mainstream
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The Orator
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Yes
Posts: 3,307
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Let's not forget to create a fake persona of yourself in real life. While it is equally important to pretend you're great at sparring. You must also pretend that you're somebody you're not in real life. Don't worry! It's not lying, it's just exaggerating the truth! For the ladies at Burger Refuge, of course. Be sure to go on about how much you drink, and smoke, and have all sorts of s** and go to all these parties and play varsity football yet still somehow manage to sit 10 straight hours inside the battle arena, toning those finger muscles for that long throw! (Note: You don't actually have to do all of those things. Just say that you do and get really angry whenever somebody calls you a no-life and prepare to say all of these things right after they do.) Everybody loves drama, right? Flirt with every moving object on your screen. Ask for nudes. Ladies can't resist the bit, strong, spar types! They'll be putty in your hands. See how many you can get at once. Don't worry about being an ass*ole. If anything, they would be the ones if they refuse to send you nudes! Be sure to treat them terribly while you're at it. Trust me, they love this sort of thing. Threaten to pixelly divorce them in Onnet if they don't submit. Ladies will be lining up in no time. Last but not least: another important thing to do to look good at sparring while not actually be good at sparring is to join. A guild with only two letters or is some form of adjective. Hang out with other people who look like good sparrers. Do all of these things with them, and you'll like an amazing pro without ever setting foot in an actual queue ever again! Edit: Lmao |
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Dark Desert Fox
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: United States, Ohio
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: no.
Posts: 10,309
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Dark Desert Fox
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: United States, Ohio
Posts: 5,720
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Enguard & Alumni
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 5,773
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: California
Posts: 313
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Lie about how u smoke weed 24/7 and say u play other games than graal but u actually pretend to be afk in the battle arena but just stare at your screen for 10 hours a day. And pretend to like and play american football and basketball. Also put a period at ur name for example: neil. |
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Registered noob
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Rondoletti Wafer Sticks
Posts: 780
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1) dont reply to PMs 2) write a really confusing status 3) Join a three or two letter guild (e.g. BO)..the guild name must also be in caps 4)wear all black 5)be a total whackjob 6) make a guild and don't recruit anyone. Be sure to emphasize the exclusiveness of recruitment in guild news 7)suck up to the other no lifers |
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Verified ✔️
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Australia
Posts: 6,041
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also go "lol hacker" after every spar
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: California
Posts: 313
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Say "ez" after every spar u win.
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 2,912
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You guys are silly! Why have a name when you can not have a name at all? That's the secret!
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