In hindsight I should have just recorded this as a video, but you live and you learn. Plus taking photos made it easier to leave out the inevitable inappropriate jokes people made. These aren't all the photos and jokes, but it's a majority. Hope you enjoy!
Trying to get everyone in-line and quiet:

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Answer: a SNOW NOOB
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Answer: A Pan...duh
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Answer: Graalculator
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"A blonde swam halfway out and got tired, so she swam the fullway back"
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"Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other, 'This tastes funny...'"
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Answer: In-case they get a hole in one.
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Answer: Because then it will be a foot.
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Answer: A private tutor.
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Answer: because I'm so bright.
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Answer: but European when you're in.
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What do you call a gator in a vest?
Answer: an investiGATOR