a few years ago, i went riding my scooter down a big hill with a chair on my back... everything was fine until i reached a semi large bump.. i hit the bump, lost control, fell and rolled 50 feet down hill.. I could barely get up from landing on my chair on the hard pavement at 12 MPH... the pain lasted for a day after. The End  

I met this guy named Jarace.

I said "Hi" and he replied, ":0"

The End.  

I was going through a portal to the underworlds chamber of eternal suffering, I was bringing my friend his whip, upon entering a demon with many legs guided me to a chamber...then I realized instead of entering the portal to the chamber of eternal suffering I had accidentally entered the cavern of erotic lust. around that time I realized I was holding a whip. I teleported away as fast as I could.  

Finding a fry in my mc nuggets  

I was walking down the road with some friends, anxiously awaiting the arrival of a friend of ours. So we're walking down the road, struttin' around, and we see a bike on the horizon. We figure it's our friend, and we're correct. The funny thing was he had his sock over his left jean leg, and we died laughing at him. Needless to say, we went the entire day like this, to the mall, in a restaurent, the whole nine yards. Bossin'.  

A week ago I was walking home from school and a bird decided to go all kamikaze on me. 'Nuff said.  

This one time I was reading a bunch of embarrassing stories posted on this weird thread and I couldn't think of anything to say! I was petrified so I made up a story that goes a little something like this...
It was a relatively bright day. Shiny sun shining down and whatnot. Anyways...I was walkin along the side of a road when I stumbled upon a trash can. Out of sheer coincidence I happened to peer into the can only to find a crisp $20. I was extremely psyched. A whole new window into the world appeared in front of me. Ahh, the things I could do with $20. So I took a well-deserved detour to the closest candy shop. Stood outside for about ten seconds and declared loudly "Look at that fat kid at the counter!" I pointed and ran. I ran all the way home. That's when it hit me....iTunes. I gave the $20 to my parents in exchange for $20 of goods off the iTunes store which included a nice little application called Graal Online Era +
The end. Moral of the story? Bought Graal with trash money. the world works in mysterious ways.  

Posted by Rok

I gave the $20 to my parents in exchange for $20 of goods off the iTunes store which included a nice little application called Graal Online Era +
The end. Moral of the story? Bought Graal with trash money. the world works in mysterious ways.

It's like God was guiding you to play Graal. This is your destiny.  

1st Grade.


I walked into a wall, head split open. Got stitches. Sad, but true.  

Posted by Rezon

1st Grade.


I walked into a wall, head split open. Got stitches. Sad, but true.

Ouch.

This also reminds me:
I ran into some stairs as a kid because I am smart, and I ended up going to my first day of kindergarten with a huge black eye. This is the best way to go to your first day of kindergarten.  

I got attacked by a paladin and was summoned by a sorcerer before I could heal, so I appeared infront of him with a holy dagger lodged in my head. So embarrassing...  

Well, about a year ago i was on a nice little date to the London Eye. I had told the girl I had with me to wait for me, that I would get us a ice cream cone to share. So I had got the cone and was in a hurry to get it back to the lovely gal i had with me. BUT then right in front of her i tripped and smeared the cone right on her top... :,(  

Once I was looking up an app on the app store but then I had to take a dump. I really wanted to look up the app. And a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do so i was searching for the app while taking a crap. then suddenly it slipped out of my hand into the toilet. Luckily, my older bro is AWESOME with any type of technology and so his his friend and he said to put it in dry rice. so we put it in a bowl of non-cooked rice for 2 days. And wadda you know? IDK why but the water is like attracted to the rice and the rice obsorbed some of the poopy water. Anyway, we took it out but it wasnt working so we charged it for like a day and IT WORKED! EVERYTHING worked perfectly fine on it except for the Wifi. It wasnt able to get a wifi connection. So I brought it to the apple store and they didn't find it water damaged so they thought it was a hardware malfunction so they gave me a new one. WHAT LUCK I HAD! I never though I had good luck.  

Another time, I was at Six Flags Great Adventure waiting on line for Congo Rapids. 2 Black Woman didn't know that they had to put their bags in lockers until someone in front of them told them. SO they went to get a locker for their bags and their children were holding their spot. Then the 2 black woman went back in line and a white guy though they cut in line. SO they started arguing. A funny pun that one of the fat black woman said was, " You better kiss my a$$ with $h*t in between!"  

Posted by Jarace

I do to.

I do three.