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01-13-2015
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Bloodvayne
Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 4,087
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But yeah clarifying pro and noob class is dumb, but yeah if they are beneficial to each other. That's not bad too. |
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01-14-2015
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Python
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 1,894
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"Pro" has nothing to do with attitude. Comyt (just an example please don't shoot I'm not armed) is regarded as having a negative attitude, to which he has admitted. However, he is still very much a "pro" in the sense of skill/stats. Don't try to mold the word "pro" into someone who treats you better if you aren't. That defines class, not skill level. |
01-14-2015
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Wuxia
Join Date: May 2014
Location: In your closet, in your head
Posts: 65
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And once you become a pro. it comes with all the benefits attached to being a graalian pro. Like you can write in your Job Resume or CV to increase the chances of getting a real life job. Heres an example of what you could write in your CV when you become a pro. e.g. 2005-2015, Graal Professional Player Definition: Professional Player stipulating skill and adept attitude in all aspects that constitute the online z*lda knockoff game known as graal. Professional skill level in all aspects of the game. - Participated successfully in numerous graal sparring and is involved in 'elite' guilds such as XXX and XXX. - Sexy sparring statistics of 10,000 wins to 1 loss which i blame on lag by a damned asian/european/australian player. - Sexy PK stats of 1 million kills. - Owns a 10,000 hour towering guild. And 20 1k guilds. - Spent 20,000 hours or 833 days or 2.2 years of my precious youth in the game. - Owns at least two GFX sites and a guild with only 'pro gfx people' - Top model at graalian guild xxxx modelling agency. - Best dirty RPer at burger refuge. Second best "ask me anything" asker. - Nominated best cop of the year at the police station with the most 'next's called out. - Most eligible bachelor at the Singles bar. - Professional farmer: Farmed a rainbow gralat within a month. - Most 'unhated' baby award at daycare. Skills Stress management Withstood and survived heckling from 20,000 noobs and still felt superior to everyone else in the game. Hand eye coordination Graal 'sparring' requires intensive keyboard or idevice control. Computer skills Successfully operated programs such as 'cheat engines' and then claimed to be a hacker. Leadership skills Yelled "DOWN OR KICK", "MOD OR KICK". "HIT FLAG OR KICK" repeatedly in towers. Critical Thinking and argumentative skills Regularly engaged in deep thought provoking exercises with ten year olds. Spent hours debating at burger refuge about the existence of God. Writing Skills Posted enough material in graalians to constitute a research thesis. |
01-14-2015
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Hyrule Knights
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: In your head 24/7
Posts: 6,348
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01-15-2015
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Wuxia
Join Date: May 2014
Location: In your closet, in your head
Posts: 65
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i dont like this current culture in classic separating noobs and pros. It should be newbies, midbies, oldbies and maybe a few pros who are top in their game. Now every little loudmouthed sparrer or pker is calling themselves "pro" . Which is why the definition of pro now is what i have in bold at the resume on top. Its meaningless. When a player is new in the game we call them a newbie, when he grows up and stop asking stupid questions he becomes a midbie. And when he has been in the game for years, an oldbie. If he is top of his game in what he does then a pro. Definition of a noob? Basically a new or midbie acting like an idiot. You know like guys saying **** like "ill spar you on my pro acct" thats noob talk. Or someone you've never heard of bragging crap like "ive beaten thallen twice in a row and ive beaten xxxx and xxxx. They are ezi" even if that actually happened thats also friggin noob talk. Noobiness is not reflected by skill Or stats. Who is a real pro everyone knows who a real pro is theres no need for clarifications. But the moment anyone calls themselves a pro they look dumb as horsepiss.
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