Anti-Jokes! - 3

Marker · 06-23-2012

Posted by MattKan

I regret making this thread.

Why?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

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Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

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(I think there's a forth... but I forgot it)

MrSimons · 06-23-2012

Posted by Skyzer

In a bad mood, son?

Yes, but that's not the point.

Godoco · 06-23-2012

What did the man with Alzheimers say to his son?

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Whats green and has wheels?

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Why is six afraid of seven?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

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How do you get them out again?

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Whats the similarity between a dead baby and fruit?

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Talon · 06-24-2012

You are a horrible, horrible person. Of all the anti-jokes to say, you've gotta pick the one about murdering babies, don't you?

On-topic:
How do you make a TV repairman cry?

Spoiler

iSilver · 06-24-2012

what did the cow say to the other cow

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why did the old woman go to the hospital

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what brown and sticky?

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why are black people so good at basketball?

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what did the man say to the woman with two black eyes?

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what did death say to life?

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and the lord said unto john "come forth and receive eternal life."

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roses are grey. violets are grey

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what has 2 legs, and is red all over

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what do you call someone who kisses snk's ass?

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Pazx · 06-24-2012

and the lord said unto john "come forth and receive eternal life."

****ing died.

iSilver · 06-24-2012

a daring man proclaimed "well, here goes nothing!"

Spoiler

HappyCat123 · 06-24-2012

Why did the little girl die?

The Holocaust.

MattKan · 06-24-2012

Posted by Talon

You are a horrible, horrible person. Of all the anti-jokes to say, you've gotta pick the one about murdering babies, don't you?

On-topic:
How do you make a TV repairman cry?

Spoiler

Families have babies in them. Normally I'd let this go, but I hate it when people like you call people out and then do the exact same thing, IN THE SAME BREATH.

THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!

XENA* · 06-24-2012

Yo momma so fat that when she wears a brown shirt the astronauts thought the earth had a pimple.
Yo momma so fat that when she passes in front of you window you don't see daylight for 3 days.
Etc (this joke aren't offensive, just for fun)

Talon · 06-24-2012

Posted by MattKan

Families have babies in them. Normally I'd let this go, but I hate it when people like you call people out and then do the exact same thing, IN THE SAME BREATH.

THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was actually just his wife and a teenager. No babies.

Skyzer · 06-25-2012

These aren't supposed to be jokes.

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Godoco Coder Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 901	What did the man with Alzheimers say to his son? Spoiler I forgot Whats green and has wheels? Spoiler Grass, I lied about the wheels. Why is six afraid of seven? Spoiler Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? Spoiler I dont know. Ask Casey Anthony How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? Spoiler With a blender! How do you get them out again? Spoiler With tortilla chips!!! Whats the similarity between a dead baby and fruit? Spoiler They both make a Delicious blended drink

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Talon don't call it a comeback Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 8,268	You are a horrible, horrible person. Of all the anti-jokes to say, you've gotta pick the one about murdering babies, don't you? On-topic: How do you make a TV repairman cry? Spoiler You kill his family.

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iSilver 454234 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: michigan usa Posts: 640	what did the cow say to the other cow Spoiler moo why did the old woman go to the hospital Spoiler because she had lung cancer what brown and sticky? Spoiler a stick why are black people so good at basketball? Spoiler dedication and hard work what did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? Spoiler learn to duck what did death say to life? Spoiler go die and the lord said unto john "come forth and receive eternal life." Spoiler but john came fifth and won a toaster roses are grey. violets are grey Spoiler im a dog what has 2 legs, and is red all over Spoiler half a cat what do you call someone who kisses snk's ass? Spoiler mayu

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iSilver 454234 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: michigan usa Posts: 640	a daring man proclaimed "well, here goes nothing!" Spoiler nothing happened

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HappyCat123 Professional AFKer Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: South East Pennsylvania Posts: 1,888	Why did the little girl die? The Holocaust.

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XENA* Former iEra Staff Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,722	Yo momma so fat that when she wears a brown shirt the astronauts thought the earth had a pimple. Yo momma so fat that when she passes in front of you window you don't see daylight for 3 days. Etc (this joke aren't offensive, just for fun)

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Skyzer Banned Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Hampshire, United States Posts: 3,135	These aren't supposed to be jokes.