Nice job following me or my guild around, I bet that makes you feel good about yourself Mr. Superiority Complex.

If your name starts with the letter "i", please kill yourself.

If you have VIP anywhere in your name or status, please jump off a bridge.

You ran into water after you killed me? I bet your K/D on CoD is fantastic.

If you have to put "original" in your name or status, that means one of two things. Either a) Nobody else is stupid enough to use your name, or b) you're not the original "xx iSnipar xx" and we both know that.

If your name is actually xxiSniparxx, please, for the love of god, remove yourself from this planet.

You typed your name with special characters? I'm sure your teachers love reading that on your schoolwork.

Ah, I like how you have "perm" "co" "leader" "prime" in your name, I bet you're gathering respect from eeeeeeeeeverybody on graal.

You have a long quitting message in your status? See ya in a week, man.

Yes, you can join. No, you can't have powers. No, I don't care that you're gonna get CoM to attack me now.

Sorry for accidentally walking over your gralat/bomb/arrow, I guess now you have to chase me swinging your sword all the way to MoD?

You PK Sardon's, and then kill yourself on the spikes every time? Nice work man, I'll throw this one to Blueh.

Nice head... edit... recolour... using like two tools... you just changed the hue.

Ooh, friend request. Usually, you should probably message me or something instead of adding me and then inviting me to your wedding in 2 weeks time.

Stop. Inviting. Me. To. Weddings.

Yeah man, I'd love to ally your guild with 10 people, 5 of whom are inactive and 5 of whom who are busy with other guilds.

Give me one good reason to ally you/give you powers, and "it'd be fun" is not a good excuse.  

You want to be an admin aye? I'm pretty sure you just want to dance on a rooftop with a golden nickname instead of aiding the development of the server.  

Posted by Pazx

If your name starts with the letter "i", please kill yourself.

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Your guild has FB in the name? Nice, man, I didn't know you represented Facebook on iClassic.  

FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT AN ADMIN!

Yes, that means I CAN'T give you a hat. Or answer your stupid questions. In fact, feedback your questions. See if they'll answer it.

Using a giant firework as a form of transportation is simply immoral and stupid.

In fact, using any non horse mount is immoral and a great way to get hate mail from PETA.

Making Zelda jokes and references were funny exactly once.

For the millionth time, it's pronounced Grawl. Not Grail.

There is no Railroad. Deal with it.

Making jokes about Chuck Norris entering the portal was never funny. Ever

Using the shovel in hopes of obtaining dirt blocks is just ridiculous.

By some chance you manage to become staff, it is inappropriate to run around in full orange constantly going back and forth from stealth to visible mode.

It's not a punch button. It's a grab button. And I'd appreciate if you quit grabbing my ass.  

Posted by Blueh

Using a giant firework as a form of transportation is simply immoral and stupid.

:,( I like riding a firework.  

Posted by Blueh

[COLOR="Red"]Yes, that means I CAN'T give you a hat. Or answer your stupid questions. In fact, feedback your questions. See if they'll answer it.

Why wouldn't you answer their questions? How rude.  

Your gay, bi, lesbian, or emo. Thanks for telling me because I really give a ****.  

Did you know there are graalians in Africa who can't even afford to customize their character? Meanwhile you on the other hand are buying all these hats and burgers just to eat in front of their faces...makes me sick...*eats burger to restore health* You know *talks between bites* you should really change your behavior.  

I laughed but I stopped at the burger part.  

Yeah sure, I'll abandon my guild to join your 24/7 tag requirement guild with 6 members and no tower time. Especially when the guild picture is some neon scribblings of a two year old or some overused meme. That's like asking one of the members of Cold Play, Black Eyed Peas and other various popular bands or musical groups to join your ****ty rag tag garage gig playing at the local prison as last minute entertainment.  

If you have either "XD" or "Lol" in your name the most honorable thing to do is to disembowel yourself in the quickest way possible.  

i am not a staff member exactly, but i know im better than some of them >_>
your going to report me....for not letting you break the rules?....go right ahead.
you know, just because youve talked to a staffmember or been in a guild with one doesnt make you a demigod....
wow, thanks for taking that bug i was chasing around, right after i saw you chasing two bugs and let you take both.
no i will not go to your wedding.
no i will not go to your wedding.
no i will not- how many ****ing weddings are you going to have?
no i will not join your guild, thats why i denied your first request 5 seconds ago.
THE NEXUS IS GONE YOU FOOLISH HAT GRUBBING SACK OF MEAT!
WHEN THE CULTIST SAYS "do not interfere with the ritual, unless you wish to join the fate of your nexus" HE IS REFERRING TO HOW THE NEXUS IS DESTROYED, AND SAYING THAT IF YOU INTERFERE YOU WILL BE DESTROYED, HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK ABOVE 5TH GRADE LEVEL????

YES IM THE REAL HIGBEY!  

I'm not supporting anyone. Ever. And a few "plz"s and a few sad faces isn't going to change that. If I wanted someone to join, I would have others support them for me or I'd just have them join right then and there.

Take off the wings shield, hoodie body and stolen head GFX and stop sitting around burger refuge rating other people all day.

Say "u" instead of you one more time, I dare you. I double dare you. If you find ignorance cute, mental ******ation must sound downright adorable to you. Oh it doesn't? Then learn how to spell things correctly. There's an autocorrect for a reason.  

Posted by Blueh

There's an autocorrect for a reason.