Rufus: Now Hiring - 4

Mangsi · 04-15-2014

When will you choose your friend?

MonicaLewinsky · 04-15-2014

1. What would you like to be referred to us as?
-Well... I make my dad call me "Wolf Gang Alpha" so, we will go with that.
2. If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
Eat the banana, smear the peanut butter on the walls to resemble a psychopath who ****smeared a wall.
2. What is your timezone?
EST.
5. Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
I often steal cookie dough from the local Burger King I work at.
9. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
A dog named Oliver, he is annoying af.
6.What are your hoes names?
Cupcake, Silver, and Tamie
4. Do you have any collections?
No.
9. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
Sure I don't see why not.
18. Of what ethnicity are you?
White..
8. What is your favorite color?
Teal
3. What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
I play lacrosse & poke smot.
4. What were your SAT scores?
My Act composite score was a 29.
5. Do you play any Graal servers?
Zoneeeee

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
I've been involved in a hit and run, and have killed a cat with a spear.

Hadi · 04-15-2014

Why does it say rufus in the title?

MrSimons · 04-15-2014

Posted by MrSimons

This thread doesn't actually have anything to do with Rufus. Just figured if I put his name in the title more people would read it.

:o..

Hadi · 04-15-2014

Posted by MrSimons

:o..

didn't see it :o

HON3Y BADG3R · 04-15-2014

Posted by MrSimons

Application Questions:

What would you like to be referred to us as?
If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
What is your timezone?
Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
What are your hobbies?
Do you have any collections?
Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
Of what ethnicity are you?
What is your favorite color?
What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
What were your SAT scores?
Do you play any Graal servers?
Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)

1. My in-game name or John.
2. Reenact HowToBasic
3. Drew pls... AZ
4. I listened to the soundtrack k.
5. Bichon named Enzo
6. The internet, Camping
7. I collect old football cards
8. Any time
9. I am White
10. Stugo, service work, Boy Scouts (stfu to any1 who says it's stupid cause I'm sailing a boat in the carribean)
11. wtf I have time
12. Only classic for now

Ryan · 04-15-2014

Application Questions:
1. What would you like to be referred to us as?
That's up to you

2. If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
Eat the Peanut Butter, bananas are disgusting k

3. What is your timezone?
Somewhere in Australia

4. Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
I might get jailed if i say.

5. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
Not right now, but i've had dogs

6. What are your hobbies?
Playing Zone, Being a fan of Delteria

7. Do you have any collections?
I have the worlds largest collection of swag

8. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
eww no

9. Of what ethnicity are you?
Were all the same at heart, yo

10. What is your favorite color?
Green

11. What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
im loner k

12. What were your SAT scores?
???

13. Do you play any Graal servers?
Zone, Classic, Delteria (NOT ERA, NEVER ERA)

taylor · 04-15-2014

You don't want me to fill out this application...

They dont call me "Mr. Steal yo gurl" for no reason.

but really this is weird af

HON3Y BADG3R · 04-15-2014

It would be nice if we had the same taste in music, some of the artists we like are: The Xx, Wu-Tang Clan, Kid Cudi, Young the Giant, Paramore, Mac Miller, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Pierce the Veil, OFWGKTA, Ice Cube, Ellie Goulding, Florance and The Machine, and Regina Spektor

I know Eminem and Frank Sinatra. WHERE'S CLASSIC ROCK?!

MrSimons · 04-16-2014

Posted by HON3Y BADG3R

Boy Scouts (stfu to any1 who says it's stupid cause I'm sailing a boat in the carribean)

Its cool, I was in it but I got kicked out. Now I'm in ROTC which I think is way cooler anyway. ****in rock that boat man.

Posted by Ryan

3. What is your timezone?
Somewhere in Australia

6. What are your hobbies?
Playing Zone, Being a fan of Delteria

13. Do you play any Graal servers?
Zone, Classic, Delteria (NOT ERA, NEVER ERA)

Disqualified.

Posted by HON3Y BADG3R

It would be nice if we had the same taste in music, some of the artists we like are: The Xx, Wu-Tang Clan, Kid Cudi, Young the Giant, Paramore, Mac Miller, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Pierce the Veil, OFWGKTA, Ice Cube, Ellie Goulding, Florance and The Machine, and Regina Spektor

I know Eminem and Frank Sinatra. WHERE'S CLASSIC ROCK?!

I have yet to hear Classic Rock that I enjoy, and I dont think Latte does either.

Era News · 04-16-2014

Your taste in music are really bad.

Ryan · 04-16-2014

Delt is kool tho

Devlin · 04-16-2014

Hail hydra. He will not befriend either of you. Both of thee have already befriended him, and in turn have befriended the world. Might a hallucination linger in existence, or could existence be a hallucination? Hydra lives in and in between both. U catch my drift yet?

I'm done here after I say this:
Latte your coffee cabinet is rigged, mr Simons did it. It's only 14 tons of TNT wired on a hair pin between the handles. Told you he's a bad idea.
Now I'm done.

WUHBAH!

You're dead.

MrSimons · 04-16-2014

Posted by Devlin

Hail hydra. He will not befriend either of you. Both of thee have already befriended him, and in turn have befriended the world. Might a hallucination linger in existence, or could existence be a hallucination? Hydra lives in and in between both. U catch my drift yet?

I'm done here after I say this:
Latte your coffee cabinet is rigged, mr Simons did it. It's only 14 tons of TNT wired on a hair pin between the handles. Told you he's a bad idea.
Now I'm done.

WUHBAH!

You're dead.

Dude, please be my friend.

Posted by Era News

Your taste in music are really bad.

I listen to a lot of music that I'd totally agree is ****.

meganey98 · 04-16-2014

Hello, Latte and I are looking for a friend. In no way is this friend 'position' any sort of relationship status beyond 'friend'. All you will be is a friend. No more, no less. There will be no exchanges of sexual favors within this 'friendship'.
Hello, I am Megan and I am looking for a friend too!

Since friends are difficult to come by these days, and we can't really just get to know someone and naturally become their friend we are putting out a "Friend Application". Keep in mind if you are chosen as our friend, you are agreeing to be both Latte's friend, and my friend. And that you will be distributed equally between the two of us.
o.o Okaay

Now for a few other things you may want to keep in mind before you apply.

By becoming our friend you are becoming on of our best friends.
By becoming one of our best friends you are agreeing to spend lots of time with us.
Lots of time with us.
If you try to make a move on one of us, you will be excommunicated from our friendship.
As friends we do lots of friend things together, lots of friend things.
When we say lots of time, we talking 6am - 10 pm, erriday
We like, minecraft, heavy metal music, izone, luff, anime, cacti, butterflies, cats, pizza, and asian fewds. If you do not like these things, **** off.
We do not like, fat people, citrus fruit, large venomous insects, and distasteful pornography. If you are one of these things please do not apply.
It is prefered that your timezone is PMT or MST, however almost anywhere in the continental US is okay, as long as you do not live in Nevada.
It would be nice if we had the same taste in music, some of the artists we like are: The Xx, Wu-Tang Clan, Kid Cudi, Young the Giant, Paramore, Mac Miller, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Pierce the Veil, OFWGKTA, Ice Cube, Ellie Goulding, Florance and The Machine, and Regina Spektor

If you still want to apply you merely need to post your application in this thread.
Are you looking for a robot servant?

Application Questions:

What would you like to be referred to us as?Megan
If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?I am allergic to peanut, so yah.
What is your timezone?Eastern Time
Have you ever taken part in a Heist?not really
Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?no xD
What are your hobbies?Photography
Do you have any collections?Um Oasap summer dresses
Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?Nuuuh
Of what ethnicity are you?Danish-English, but I am American immigrant
What is your favorite color?My favorite color is teal white
What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?I took photography for two years.
What were your SAT scores?Um I am taking it next year.
Do you play any Graal servers?I am very active on iClassic.
Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)I have given you enough information heh :p

It is possible that this friend 'relationship' will come with pay. That is if you play Graal. Payment options will be listed below.

Era: 50 shells per week
Classic: I have about 34 gralats in my house I could give you
Zone: Both Latte and I are staff on zone so you may come across a few spare gralats in your account, if you know what I am saying... *wink wink*
Delteria: Do not apply if you like Delteria.

Woo 34 gralats! I will be soooooo rich xD
Thank you for your patience, if you apply keep in mind this is a job position and we do expect dedication or else you will be fired without notice.
Wait what?? This is a job? I knew it! Job for being a servant >~>
This thread doesn't actually have anything to do with Rufus. Just figured if I put his name in the title more people would read it.True, I miss him.

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meganey98 Megan (Providence) Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: United States Posts: 863	Hello, Latte and I are looking for a friend. In no way is this friend 'position' any sort of relationship status beyond 'friend'. All you will be is a friend. No more, no less. There will be no exchanges of sexual favors within this 'friendship'. Hello, I am Megan and I am looking for a friend too! Since friends are difficult to come by these days, and we can't really just get to know someone and naturally become their friend we are putting out a "Friend Application". Keep in mind if you are chosen as our friend, you are agreeing to be both Latte's friend, and my friend. And that you will be distributed equally between the two of us. o.o Okaay Now for a few other things you may want to keep in mind before you apply. By becoming our friend you are becoming on of our best friends. By becoming one of our best friends you are agreeing to spend lots of time with us. Lots of time with us. If you try to make a move on one of us, you will be excommunicated from our friendship. As friends we do lots of friend things together, lots of friend things. When we say lots of time, we talking 6am - 10 pm, erriday We like, minecraft, heavy metal music, izone, luff, anime, cacti, butterflies, cats, pizza, and asian fewds. If you do not like these things, **** off. We do not like, fat people, citrus fruit, large venomous insects, and distasteful pornography. If you are one of these things please do not apply. It is prefered that your timezone is PMT or MST, however almost anywhere in the continental US is okay, as long as you do not live in Nevada. It would be nice if we had the same taste in music, some of the artists we like are: The Xx, Wu-Tang Clan, Kid Cudi, Young the Giant, Paramore, Mac Miller, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Pierce the Veil, OFWGKTA, Ice Cube, Ellie Goulding, Florance and The Machine, and Regina Spektor If you still want to apply you merely need to post your application in this thread. Are you looking for a robot servant? Application Questions: What would you like to be referred to us as?Megan If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?I am allergic to peanut, so yah. What is your timezone?Eastern Time Have you ever taken part in a Heist?not really Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?no xD What are your hobbies?Photography Do you have any collections?Um Oasap summer dresses Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?Nuuuh Of what ethnicity are you?Danish-English, but I am American immigrant What is your favorite color?My favorite color is teal white What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?I took photography for two years. What were your SAT scores?Um I am taking it next year. Do you play any Graal servers?I am very active on iClassic. Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)I have given you enough information heh :p It is possible that this friend 'relationship' will come with pay. That is if you play Graal. Payment options will be listed below. Era: 50 shells per week Classic: I have about 34 gralats in my house I could give you Zone: Both Latte and I are staff on zone so you may come across a few spare gralats in your account, if you know what I am saying... wink wink Delteria: Do not apply if you like Delteria. Woo 34 gralats! I will be soooooo rich xD Thank you for your patience, if you apply keep in mind this is a job position and we do expect dedication or else you will be fired without notice. Wait what?? This is a job? I knew it! Job for being a servant >~> This thread doesn't actually have anything to do with Rufus. Just figured if I put his name in the title more people would read it.True, I miss him.

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Mangsi Ugh daddy send me memes Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 2,449	When will you choose your friend?

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MonicaLewinsky Monica Lewinsky Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Merica' Posts: 1,507	1. What would you like to be referred to us as? -Well... I make my dad call me "Wolf Gang Alpha" so, we will go with that. 2. If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? Eat the banana, smear the peanut butter on the walls to resemble a psychopath who ****smeared a wall. 2. What is your timezone? EST. 5. Have you ever taken part in a Heist? I often steal cookie dough from the local Burger King I work at. 9. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? A dog named Oliver, he is annoying af. 6.What are your hoes names? Cupcake, Silver, and Tamie 4. Do you have any collections? No. 9. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? Sure I don't see why not. 18. Of what ethnicity are you? White.. 8. What is your favorite color? Teal 3. What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? I play lacrosse & poke smot. 4. What were your SAT scores? My Act composite score was a 29. 5. Do you play any Graal servers? Zoneeeee Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) I've been involved in a hit and run, and have killed a cat with a spear.

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Hadi Cold one with the boys ✔️ Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 3,305	Why does it say rufus in the title?

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Ryan Verified ✔️ Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Australia Posts: 6,041	Application Questions: 1. What would you like to be referred to us as? That's up to you 2. If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? Eat the Peanut Butter, bananas are disgusting k 3. What is your timezone? Somewhere in Australia 4. Have you ever taken part in a Heist? I might get jailed if i say. 5. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? Not right now, but i've had dogs 6. What are your hobbies? Playing Zone, Being a fan of Delteria 7. Do you have any collections? I have the worlds largest collection of swag 8. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? eww no 9. Of what ethnicity are you? Were all the same at heart, yo 10. What is your favorite color? Green 11. What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? im loner k 12. What were your SAT scores? ??? 13. Do you play any Graal servers? Zone, Classic, Delteria (NOT ERA, NEVER ERA)

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taylor Registered User Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 123	You don't want me to fill out this application... They dont call me "Mr. Steal yo gurl" for no reason. but really this is weird af

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HON3Y BADG3R The Cooliest? Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,117	It would be nice if we had the same taste in music, some of the artists we like are: The Xx, Wu-Tang Clan, Kid Cudi, Young the Giant, Paramore, Mac Miller, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, Pierce the Veil, OFWGKTA, Ice Cube, Ellie Goulding, Florance and The Machine, and Regina Spektor I know Eminem and Frank Sinatra. WHERE'S CLASSIC ROCK?!

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Era News Era Scum Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,264	Your taste in music are really bad.

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Devlin Registered User Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 280	Hail hydra. He will not befriend either of you. Both of thee have already befriended him, and in turn have befriended the world. Might a hallucination linger in existence, or could existence be a hallucination? Hydra lives in and in between both. U catch my drift yet? I'm done here after I say this: Latte your coffee cabinet is rigged, mr Simons did it. It's only 14 tons of TNT wired on a hair pin between the handles. Told you he's a bad idea. Now I'm done. WUHBAH! You're dead.