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guri sucks and that's my pants rant
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Woman Milk.
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12-02-2015
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12-03-2015
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12-03-2015
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Stump Stomps Safekeeping Scheme The Daily Pants Issue 49, Thursday 3rd December 2015 Amidst the chaos of the bovine deficit crisis, self-proclaimed Graal mayoral candidate Ronald Stump has spoken out against the scheme to protect the cow population of Graal. While unaware that Graal is run under a monarchy and not a republic nation, he said this during his campaign speech: “When we import and raise cows, we’re not raising the best. We’re raising the ones with lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems to our society. They’re bringing criminals, gralat thieves, spar cheaters, scammers. We shouldn’t be protecting them, we should be sending them all out and keeping them out. Let’s make Graal great again!” (at this stage, The Daily Pants Rants would like to point out that according to 2015 crime statistics published from the GCPD, bovine population trends have not been found to correlate with criminal activity in any way, how Stump has reached these conclusions is yet unknown) When questioned on how he would go about achieving such a thing, he said: “I will build a great lag wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great wall around our entire nation and I will make the Zorbi pay for it! Mark my words.” A levels designer and PhD engineer in the audience expressed doubts about the practicality of such a venture, stating “How’s that going to solve anything? A structure like that would never stand properly - have you even done the calculations? And even if it did, what good would it do? You can’t hide from all your problems by building walls around yourself.” Stump responded: “What do you know about engineering? Do you have a degree in it? No. Didn’t think so. My IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.” The debate continues. |
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12-03-2015
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As a recently recruited member of the Beer Bears, I highly support any candidates that are against the cows.
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12-03-2015
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im lacotse intlarant and alergic to beef. kill the cows
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Guy who gets roasted
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Someone is actually making a graal server dedicated to cows that's where all cows are going
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12-03-2015
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12-04-2015
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12-04-2015
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-BREAKING NEWZ- An association named the "Onnet rats" have stormed the MoD town bar and stole the family's secret recipe to make COW MILK. With the last cow gone, the onnet rats are now illigaly selling milk at a high price! Who will save us now??? |
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12-04-2015
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12-06-2015
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We need a dertective to solve who is behind these crimes. We need. Det3cT1ve Pr0m4N V.14 Wait.. Where is he... Oh. There he is. Digging holes... And. Is he catching worms? |
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12-06-2015
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Earning Unix dem stacks
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I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
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12-07-2015
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Yup. He is catching worms...
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