Pants Rants - 4

Distorted_P2P · 12-02-2015

guri sucks and that's my pants rant

Pr0m4N V.14 · 12-02-2015

Woman Milk.

KnS · 12-02-2015

^^^

Pr0m4N V.14 · 12-03-2015

Posted by TeK

I think they are fully capable of doing that again

I saw them installing anti-baby missiles... I thenk there are amping up the security

Midori · 12-03-2015

Stump Stomps Safekeeping Scheme
The Daily Pants Issue 49, Thursday 3rd December 2015

Amidst the chaos of the bovine deficit crisis, self-proclaimed Graal mayoral candidate Ronald Stump has spoken out against the scheme to protect the cow population of Graal. While unaware that Graal is run under a monarchy and not a republic nation, he said this during his campaign speech:

“When we import and raise cows, we’re not raising the best. We’re raising the ones with lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems to our society. They’re bringing criminals, gralat thieves, spar cheaters, scammers. We shouldn’t be protecting them, we should be sending them all out and keeping them out. Let’s make Graal great again!”

(at this stage, The Daily Pants Rants would like to point out that according to 2015 crime statistics published from the GCPD, bovine population trends have not been found to correlate with criminal activity in any way, how Stump has reached these conclusions is yet unknown)

When questioned on how he would go about achieving such a thing, he said: “I will build a great lag wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great wall around our entire nation and I will make the Zorbi pay for it! Mark my words.”

A levels designer and PhD engineer in the audience expressed doubts about the practicality of such a venture, stating “How’s that going to solve anything? A structure like that would never stand properly - have you even done the calculations? And even if it did, what good would it do? You can’t hide from all your problems by building walls around yourself.”

Stump responded: “What do you know about engineering? Do you have a degree in it? No. Didn’t think so. My IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”

The debate continues.

TeK · 12-03-2015

As a recently recruited member of the Beer Bears, I highly support any candidates that are against the cows.

Pr0m4N V.14 · 12-03-2015

im lacotse intlarant and alergic to beef. kill the cows

Weeno · 12-03-2015

Someone is actually making a graal server dedicated to cows that's where all cows are going

TeK · 12-03-2015

Posted by Weeno

Someone is actually making a graal server dedicated to cows that's where all cows are going

Ty for the info.
I'll be there.
There is no escape.

Chickenpotpie · 12-04-2015

Posted by TeK

Ty for the info.
I'll be there.
There is no escape.

No pls spare them.

I am about to connect the cow and chicken civilizations for the better good.

Pr0m4N V.14 · 12-04-2015

-BREAKING NEWZ-

An association named the "Onnet rats" have stormed the MoD town bar and stole the family's secret recipe to make COW MILK. With the last cow gone, the onnet rats are now illigaly selling milk at a high price! Who will save us now???

TeK · 12-04-2015

Posted by Pr0m4N V.14

-BREAKING NEWZ-

An association named the "Onnet rats" have stormed the MoD town bar and stole the family's secret recipe to make COW MILK. With the last cow gone, the onnet rats are now illigaly selling milk at a high price! Who will save us now???

**** happens

Pr0m4N V.14 · 12-06-2015

We need a dertective to solve who is behind these crimes. We need. Det3cT1ve Pr0m4N V.14

Wait.. Where is he...

Oh.

There he is.

Digging holes...

And.

Is he catching worms?

Ivy · 12-06-2015

I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly

Pr0m4N V.14 · 12-07-2015

Yup. He is catching worms...

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Distorted_P2P Banned Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 1,555	guri sucks and that's my pants rant

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Pr0m4N V.14 Registered Smartass Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: The terms location and place in geography are used to identify a point or an area on the Earth. Posts: 1,422	Woman Milk.

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KnS Banned Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Tachi Zone Posts: 33	^^^

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Midori No. Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 194	Stump Stomps Safekeeping Scheme The Daily Pants Issue 49, Thursday 3rd December 2015 Amidst the chaos of the bovine deficit crisis, self-proclaimed Graal mayoral candidate Ronald Stump has spoken out against the scheme to protect the cow population of Graal. While unaware that Graal is run under a monarchy and not a republic nation, he said this during his campaign speech: “When we import and raise cows, we’re not raising the best. We’re raising the ones with lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems to our society. They’re bringing criminals, gralat thieves, spar cheaters, scammers. We shouldn’t be protecting them, we should be sending them all out and keeping them out. Let’s make Graal great again!” (at this stage, The Daily Pants Rants would like to point out that according to 2015 crime statistics published from the GCPD, bovine population trends have not been found to correlate with criminal activity in any way, how Stump has reached these conclusions is yet unknown) When questioned on how he would go about achieving such a thing, he said: “I will build a great lag wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great wall around our entire nation and I will make the Zorbi pay for it! Mark my words.” A levels designer and PhD engineer in the audience expressed doubts about the practicality of such a venture, stating “How’s that going to solve anything? A structure like that would never stand properly - have you even done the calculations? And even if it did, what good would it do? You can’t hide from all your problems by building walls around yourself.” Stump responded: “What do you know about engineering? Do you have a degree in it? No. Didn’t think so. My IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.” The debate continues.

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TeK ClanDestine Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 953	As a recently recruited member of the Beer Bears, I highly support any candidates that are against the cows.

12-03-2015	53
Weeno Guy who gets roasted Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: behind u Posts: 3,599	Someone is actually making a graal server dedicated to cows that's where all cows are going

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Pr0m4N V.14 Registered Smartass Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: The terms location and place in geography are used to identify a point or an area on the Earth. Posts: 1,422	-BREAKING NEWZ- An association named the "Onnet rats" have stormed the MoD town bar and stole the family's secret recipe to make COW MILK. With the last cow gone, the onnet rats are now illigaly selling milk at a high price! Who will save us now???

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Pr0m4N V.14 Registered Smartass Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: The terms location and place in geography are used to identify a point or an area on the Earth. Posts: 1,422	We need a dertective to solve who is behind these crimes. We need. Det3cT1ve Pr0m4N V.14 Wait.. Where is he... Oh. There he is. Digging holes... And. Is he catching worms?

12-06-2015	59
Ivy Earning Unix dem stacks Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: In a fox hole somewhere Posts: 7,391	I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly

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Pr0m4N V.14 Registered Smartass Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: The terms location and place in geography are used to identify a point or an area on the Earth. Posts: 1,422	Yup. He is catching worms...