I am not sure why so many of you idiots take a obvious troll thread that serious  

Posted by Sig.

I am not sure why so many of you idiots take a obvious troll thread that serious

probably just went off topic and started to turn serious  

Posted by Sig.

I am not sure why so many of you idiots take a obvious troll thread that serious

because if someone takes all the advice in this thread seriously they would shoot up a school

that would be funny  

Posted by Advent

because if someone takes all the advice in this thread seriously they would shoot up a school

that would be funny

He's American - he would do it anyways.  

Posted by Sig.

He's American - he would do it anyways.

but is he a caucasian american, african american, latino american, etc.

because only caucasian americans shoot up schools kek  

Posture, clothes, and involvement.

In addition, find something you're good at and make everyone associate you with that thing.

I produce music. I was known as the quiet dude who made sick ass music  

Either join a sports team or risk getting suspended by being the class clown  

Posted by Basi

Posture, clothes, and involvement.

In addition, find something you're good at and make everyone associate you with that thing.

I produce music. I was known as the quiet dude who made sick ass music

Can confirm. This is basically a simplified version of what I said.  

Why would anyone want to be that annoying and superficial?

I just cringe whenever I see people in school that only come to socialize and act pretentious, esp when they think they're hot **** but are actual trash.

Eh, less competition amirite  

Posted by Ne1l

there's no way to become popular; popularity is a natural thing that only comes to genetically superior, good looking people. Look at the popular people in your school- what do they have in common? Genetically superior attributes of course, such as being naturally good at sports, good looking (main one), and they're extroverted.
stereotypical popular person when you google "popular kids":
http://www.techienews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/High-School-Kids.jpg (Unsupported image host)
What can you see? GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE.
now when you google "unpopular kids"

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/2f/9f/9f/2f9f9f7fa4f73ef377c57eae302c5fa5.jpg (Unsupported image host)
as you can see, it's an ugly person. and they're not ugly because they're not dressed well, it's because they're fat, but more specifically they have bad bone structure causing their ugly faces and they probably lisps or braces which is due to BAD BONE STRUCTURES (genetic)

I mentioned extrovertedness being correlated with popularity, but it also highly correlates with LOOKS. if you're ugly you will get treated badly by people, a negative feedback loop from others, causing a ****ty introverted personality? Ever heard of a good looking geek/nerd who sits in their basement all day? Of course not.

LOOKS=PERSONALITY
http://www.tinderseduction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/looks-v-personality.png (Unsupported image host)


tl;dr popularity is entirely based on genetic factors which are out of your control.

if you are attractive (which is almost entirely based on looks), you WILL literally attract people to you

wtf  

Popular Starter Pack:
• Be on a sports team
• Be academically gifted
• Comedian
• Charismatic / Confident