Posted by Conquest

Nice sales pitch; selling mascara too? Anti-aging serums? Keep it coming! We all forgot the ever mundane hosler, speaking out his asshole. He sits back and speaks very authoritatively, calculated and squeezes in 2 cents. That means he's wise and you're a fool.

Nobody really wants what you're selling either.

Your point is?  

Posted by Conquest

Nice sales pitch; selling mascara too? Anti-aging serums? Keep it coming! We all forgot the ever mundane hosler, speaking out his asshole. He sits back and speaks very authoritatively, calculated and squeezes in 2 cents. That means he's wise and you're a fool.

Why in the hell should we believe any of what you just told us?  

Posted by TWIZ

Why in the hell should we believe any of what you just told us?

Because of his sick burns, dude.  

Posted by TWIZ

Why in the hell should we believe any of what you just told us?

Then don't. Nobody is forcing you to do anything, and this thread was definitely not geared toward your, 5hift, or hosler's kind.  

Posted by Conquest

Then don't. Nobody is forcing you to do anything, and this thread was definitely not geared toward your, 5hift, or hosler's kind.

I can totally get behind that.  

Posted by 5hift

I can totally get behind that.

If you think Jesus is such a ****ing scam, then why would you enter this thread? Ooooh—that's right; because in your arrogant little world, you're savior and God—come to save us alongside your other inept psychotic cronies, reminding us just how delusional and misinformed we all are.

Welp, you're the expert—both on life, science, the material world, politics—and spirituality—without knowing a thing ... I guess we'll all just leave this thread and you three can take over from here.

That was a close call, guys—let's leave this topic to the experts; we were almost having a good time, and toppling world peace in here. Phew, and phew.  

Your personal sttacks are very touching and all but I still don't understand the point you're trying to make.

Your excessive use of sarcasm seems to make it hard for everyone to take what you're saying seriously.  

Posted by Conquest

would you enter this thread? Ooooh—that's right; because in your arrogant little world, you're savior and God—come to save us alongside your other inept psychotic cronies, reminding us just how delusional and misinformed we all are.

I seem to remember you claiming to be a God  

Posted by 5hift

Your personal sttacks are very touching and all but I still don't understand the point you're trying to make.

Your excessive use of sarcasm seems to make it hard for everyone to take what you're saying seriously.

Nice try, dude; but you don't speak for everyone.

Posted by Ivy

I seem to remember you claiming to be a God

You mean the Graal character who is the "God of Gravity"? … Yea …  

Posted by Conquest

Nice try, dude; but you don't speak for everyone.

When you're overly sarcastic to the point you can't even see the minor sarcasm from other people.  

Posted by 5hift

When you're overly sarcastic to the point you can't even see the minor sarcasm from other people.

A lot of my antics are obviously for fun.  

Posted by Conquest

A lot of my antics are obviously for fun.

I get that cussing like a sailor is fun and all, but most people keep cussing to a minimum.  

Posted by Conquest

A lot of my antics are obviously for fun.

you're probably one of the best trolls on here
dare I say even better than goat  

Posted by Ivy

you're probably one of the best trolls on here
dare I say even better than goat

Wow, atheists; you compliment my eyes you superficial ***** only to tear a perfectly good thread about Jesus down. FYI, you're probably one of the biggest trolls in the world. Good job!  

Jesus was definitely not white.