A stupid guide to making it look like you know what you're doing when in reality you're just following some ****ty internet guide:

step 1: Go to start, all programs, accessories, command prompt. Repeat to open a second one.

Step 2. Resize both windows to cover the entire screen.

Step 3. Type color 2 on both

Step 4.On first one, type ipconfig /all

Step 5. Type netstat

You now look like a computer expert when in actuality you aren't doing anything at all. Both those functions just display info. The funniest thing is that netstat will continue to show new data, so it looks like you're in the progress of "hacking" something.  

Pro  

"color A" is better.  

Very useful... XD  

Lizard Squad on ya forehead.  

This one's pretty basic but requires less effort
open up Notepad, paste code below, save as "anyfilename.bat"

PHP Code:

@echo off
color 02
:rammy
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
goto rammy 


Spoiler

da matrix

 

Posted by *Rammy

This one's pretty basic but requires less effort
open up Notepad, paste code below, save as "anyfilename.bat"

PHP Code:

@echo off
color 02
:rammy
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
goto rammy 


Spoiler

da matrix

Call the program 'matrix.bat' and add this little line of code on the line after ':rammy'

PHP Code:

start matrix.bat 


You may not want to actually run this, but it's a cool prank ;)  

Posted by The Doctor

Call the program 'matrix.bat' and add this little line of code on the line after ':rammy'

PHP Code:

start matrix.bat 


You may not want to actually run this, but it's a cool prank ;)

Oh god, wouldn't that start an infinite amount of the program?  

Posted by Skill

Oh god, wouldn't that start an infinite amount of the program?

Yes it would as it's in a loop.  

In cmd prompt try a colora, tree, name the tabs hack01 hack 02 (preferable) and set a URL in and the cmd prompt will scroll through all the info of the given URL like in freaking matrix and crap  

Wow  

I would always like to do "ping google.com" to make people think I was hacking Google. Surprisingly people would actually believe me.  

I haven't made Batch files in years  

how 2 look liek pr0 hax0r on gr@@l:

go on graal, type commands like /inj, or /iw boots and u look so much like pro haxor.

or just say random gs2 scripts that you dont even know if its correct like

function onCreated () ;
player.chat= "blah blah blah";

now you look even way more pro.

now if u wanna look pro in front of ur friends, just put some random HTML scripts and u look pro  

thx dude