I'd buy that, travis, except there are tons of people making submissions that don't get accepted. Additionally, there are items you could easily have multiples of. Alternatively, come up with a system where such high numbers are offset by a token system (like grab bags at halloween) or something where the totals are traded in.
Idk... where there's a will there's a way. Giving people the same stale cookies from 5 years ago or stealing half the gralats that their friends put towards buying them a gift in the first place before it gets opened is sleazy.