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12-03-2012
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a necessary evil
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Upon the marge of Lake Lebarge
Posts: 1,458
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The real reason why the bank is never open
I think the bank's just using "the Baddies took all the money!" as an excuse, it crashed in 08 and unixmad didn't want to give it cash to bail it out. Heck, for a while baddies didn't have any money at all. Even now only a few of them have $1-$5. If they took all the money, how come they have no home and no money? It makes no sense. If they took all the money from a bank that has held a monopoly in Graal for 14 years, shouldn't they be driving gold-plated horses and using only nukeshots? They're using crappy old, cracked swords that have seen fourteen years of use, and their armor is garbage. None of them seem to even be able to afford the custom pack. Unixmad obviously is too cheap to bail out the Graal Bank and save the Graal Economy
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12-03-2012
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 280
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The zormites stole everything from the baddies after they robbed the bank. That is why the baddies are garbage and the zormites sold one of their helms for 20k to show how advanced they were. That is why the void was searching for treasure and the baddies were also searching for "treasure" thus making that poor fish sit in a cave and give people shovels...
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12-03-2012
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Elder ✔️
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,286
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If you played Classic on PC the baddies actually stole the money it was a quest
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12-04-2012
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Alumni
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Babord Police Department
Posts: 739
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![]() as you can clearly see, the baddies, now have new armor in custom V.I.P colors. hehe I guess you reminded them to spend there treasure, well. some of it.
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12-04-2012
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a necessary evil
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Upon the marge of Lake Lebarge
Posts: 1,458
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No, they're obviously so freezing that they're turning blue. Too poor to afford blankets
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12-04-2012
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Dark Desert Fox
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: United States, Ohio
Posts: 5,720
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On top of all that, they are too poor to afford a good education and only say the one word they were taught, "Stop!".
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12-04-2012
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 424
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The only reason they are aggressive is because they live in pennilessness, probably in slums or caves... poor baddies, yet you go hunt them all down stealing their tokens, bows, bombs and (if they have some, this is kind of rare) gralats; shame on you.
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12-04-2012
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a necessary evil
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Upon the marge of Lake Lebarge
Posts: 1,458
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Where's Higbey when you need him? He should be defending these poor souls, they are moreso victims of Unixmad than any player in the game. He is repressing their culture and killing their mind! The poor sods have been reduced to rabid, animalistic creatures, more monkey than man. Unixmad essentially destroys an entire race and people ignore that, but complain about hat prices? What the heck is wrong with you people! You know why there's no money? It's because unixmad stole it all, then blamed it on the baddies and set off a fourteen year (and counting) wave of genocide against them! Someone needs to make a stand.
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Bubba
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 520
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12-05-2012
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Not Banned
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Hell
Posts: 4,885
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i had a facebook account as the baddy boss, where i made posts on facebook about the baddies and their plans and such, acting as the leader of the baddies and boasting how i would eventually take over.... too bad that account ended up being deleted..
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12-05-2012
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versace trap god
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: New Haven, Pandora
Posts: 336
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and you guys didnt believe me when i said graal staff is corrupt
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12-05-2012
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a necessary evil
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Upon the marge of Lake Lebarge
Posts: 1,458
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GPs are really glorified tax collectors. When Baddies don't have enough to pay, they make them pay in blood and fingers, and cut out their tongues. They are forced into a life of crime, the only noise they can make being a muffled "Stawp!" Their lack of fingers makes them third rate criminals at best. They had a leader once. He was the hope of the baddy nation, a true hero like no other, in shining golden armor. He knew magic, too, and could summon lightning. However, he couldn't summon money, so Xor gouged out his eyes leaving him to randomly spray lightning in hopes of defending himself from the vulturous hordes of players who mobbed him for his once-shiny armor. He fled town, and now lives under the bridge in Era, completely insane. Occasionally he mutters something about ninjas while floating in the water. Unixmad... must be stopped sry my teacher told me not 2 tell that 2 old men on te internet |
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The Orator
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Yes
Posts: 3,307
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Spoiler
*puts on glasses* Now, I wonder what's wrong with this picture here? Other than it being rotated to the right, what else seems to be out of place here? Just can't seem to place my finger on it...*places hand on chin then ponders off* |
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12-05-2012
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a necessary evil
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Upon the marge of Lake Lebarge
Posts: 1,458
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It's a conspiracy. The bank is dead. Unixmad murdered it in '08 then pinned the crime on the baddies. You wanna know where the money goes? Do you? Well I'll tell you. Nukes. Unixmad is raising a private army to take over the world... no, the hat industry. Kiss your butt goodbye if that happens
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12-05-2012
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New Age Legacy
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Graal
Posts: 1,633
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We dont have to pay for houses. 0.o
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