I made this around over 2 years ago...

The story of 2 Noobs


Once upon a time a guy called Xor and a girl called Aster had unprotected sex... "oh crap" said Aster. "I appear to be prevent, #Y0lo SWAgggggggggggg? Not this time"... "FUUUUUUUUUU" said Xor in an uncontrollable rage like voice. "Oh I hear the baby kicking!", said Aster! "stfu n00b".

Aster and XOR decided to go and visit The hospital in Swamptown for a check up. There was an old lady sitting there! Suddenly Xor accidentally slashed his sword at the receptionist! She sadly only had 0.5 health so she died! Everyone in the waiting looked at him in despair... "What??!!! It was an accident! STFU NOOBS I AM ADMIN AND I CAN BANZ U!! 1!1!1!1!1!. Once the havoc was over in the waiting room Aster went of the baby check up room to see her babies inside le stomach. the helper graalian said it was twins!!! "2 twin newbies inside my stomach.... woah". "congratulations" said Xor. I'll be father of 2 baby newbs... Suddenly aster went into labour!!! (Z0MG)!!! Then suddenly the babies popped out! She only saw the baby for around 1 second because all new born graalians get warped to balamb...

The new born babies were confused like all other noobs. They weren't sure how to talk. They first needed to Finsh the in game tutorial to get out of Balamb back to Swamptown Hosptial. Anyway first things first. The babies were first told how to use the speech icon to talk and the arrow keys on how to move. They needed to use there sword by slashing it first. Then they collected a gralat by slashing a bush with there swords. Noob1 got the blue gralat which was worth 5, Noob2 got a green gralat which was worth 1. Then they needed to use there bombs and arrows, they currently had 25 bombs and arrows each. Noob1 accidnelty throw his bomb at noob2!! "wtf h4x0r n00b!!!!!1!!11!1" "srry".
Meanwhile Aster and Xor were so excited to see there newbie babies! Meanwhile in Balamb the Noobs were trying to figure out how to open up there maps! "uhmm h0w 2 0pen maps lykkee?!!!!!!". 'Press the map icon?' lol... The NOOBS WERE FINSHED THERE TUTORIAL! There 250 gralats were getting transferred onto there accounts while they got warped onto the mainland.

THERE GREAT ADVENTURE AWAITED THEM ON THR VAST WORLD OF GRAAL!!!!!!!!

First the Noobs got of the boat and off the pier, followed a green path with trees and water surrounding it, then they headed upwards on a old ramshackled cobbled road. They then went to TaylorRichards to get some rid of there newbish coulours. Noob1 went for the blue, purple and yellow look while Noob2 was still wondering what to get, so then Taylor Richard said! "OMG!!! The pink and green belts are so in fashion right now !!!!!"... Hah Gayyyy? Once the Noobs had picked there colours they went outside, they discovered a small building next to it. There was a sign outside. It read 'PK Zone'... Noob1: "Hm, wat does pk meen Noob2"? "idk".... Hence like any noob would they went to inside to see what it was!! "aghhh" I'm being killed"!!!! There was a bunch of people with swords slashing me, said noob2 once they left... "Ye it was scary" said noob1.

The 2 Noobs ventured upwards until they met 2 pillars with a piece of wood in the middle saying "GRAAL city". "this is it"! "Woe there is so many people here"! "ikr so laggy". The Noobs were hungry for food. So they said 'PM ME IF U KNIW WHERE I CN EAT FOOD SUCH AS BURGERS'. They quickly got a reply. The PM read to nOob1. 'jst head upwards u fkn noobs there is a burger refuge'; 1 replied 'ty and fk u'z. So the Noobs went to the refuge. And met 2 People who gave  

lol you should add names to the babies and continue the story and find an artist to add pics ;P  

Goat, I'll try and finish the story off, but I hardly play Graal anymore, so it's hard to know what to write.  

I find it that when you base your stories from your playing experience it makes them better. The babies could be people that follow in their parents foot steps.


One suggestion- Insert lollipop's daughter, Maeby, going after Aster to revenge her mother.  

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oh no you didnt just misuse a meme.  

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ll bashe u  

Cute story! 2 moons face the world! They try to pk, called nub n get
food!  

GJ. Neil. GJ.  

You did not make this up 2 years ago. For one, people didn't use YOLO. And Graal City wasn't Laggy 2 years ago. Max was 400 players.  

Posted by TarePanda

You did not make this up 2 years ago. For one, people didn't use YOLO. And Graal City wasn't Laggy 2 years ago. Max was 400 players.

yup  

Everything written is this story is exactly what goes on in the graal community every single frickin day. MAKE IT STAHP
But seriously, there should be some guide, I remember how confusing everything was when I was a tiny little nub and I understood nothing.  

Posted by iTaco720

Everything written is this story is exactly what goes on in the graal community every single frickin day. MAKE IT STAHP
But seriously, there should be some guide, I remember how confusing everything was when I was a tiny little nub and I understood nothing.

The fact that you used "stahp" instead of "stop" makes me think you're contributing to the problem.  

Posted by TarePanda

And Graal City wasn't Laggy 2 years ago. Max was 400 players.

graal city was laggy when i started in 2010(1100-1500 player avg) and 2012 was worse.