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(☞゚∀゚)☞ dank meme ☚(゚ヮ゚☚)
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,261
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The truth to why i quit playing iera.
Hello, i went on iera yesterday because my account didnt exist anymore. I had some time to chat with some m8s of mine. All of them asked gee ghetto why did ya quit? I gave them the simple tired of p2w bs guns etc. thats not it. No not at all. Heres why i quit, its a long story. It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way to start to afk after basing. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free rares" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice: "Hey... Hey buddy. You want some rares? I've got a ton in the back." I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied "R-really? D-do you have M4 skins? O-or maybe auction guns?" She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. Admin guns, rare melees, old event rares, and old holiday rares, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you." I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye. As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me. I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength. They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up". Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back. As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle because i didnt have my gun equipped and all i had was a shroom knife and trash pick. It was at that point I realized there really was no rares. |
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05-16-2015
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Terra Branford
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Next to you
Posts: 3,284
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Nice. I wish something like that happened to me
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✔️TURBO✔️VERIFIED✔️
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Larunda Relay
Posts: 6,481
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Seriously, how can we allow this to go on? Countless noobs every day are abducted and sexually tormented by lolis every day. We must act now before its too late. |
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05-16-2015
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Terra Branford
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Next to you
Posts: 3,284
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05-16-2015
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The muffin man
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Burger Refuge
Posts: 2,262
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Can we make van abductions an actual thing? I mean... oh no, how.. tragic!
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(D19) & (Rek em)
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Germany
Posts: 945
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05-16-2015
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UnIdentified
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 776
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i quit era too! COME TO OL WEST
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05-16-2015
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 804
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You have to describe every little details!
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05-17-2015
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(☞゚∀゚)☞ dank meme ☚(゚ヮ゚☚)
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,261
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05-17-2015
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🌟Inomi🌟
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,496
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05-17-2015
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Master Juice
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Graal
Posts: 324
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10/10 ;) You should write a book about this m8
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05-17-2015
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✔️TURBO✔️VERIFIED✔️
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Larunda Relay
Posts: 6,481
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NOT THE LOLIS. OH GOD PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THE LOLIS. |
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(☞゚∀゚)☞ dank meme ☚(゚ヮ゚☚)
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,261
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05-18-2015
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✔️TURBO✔️VERIFIED✔️
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Larunda Relay
Posts: 6,481
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That may be true, but in the end we are all susceptible to loli rape and torture.
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05-18-2015
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The generic ones
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Southern Shelf
Posts: 243
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Wtf
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