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Episode 2 8/26/2015

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WELCOME BACK TO GRAALBUSTERS!

I am your host Aguzo, and this is Episode 2 of GraalBusters. Get a drink, and grab a snack. We hope you enjoy.



So today we will be talking about 3 myths that go deep into Graal's lore.

1. Is there anything behind the Golden Gate?
2. Is the Golden Blob real?
and 3. Will Bernart sit on that bench forever?



So, the golden gate? What we know is... it's made out of golden pixels, and it has a golden ray of light shining ever so enchantingly. Through the gate is what appears to be space, and we can see that some stars suddenly twinkle when you get close. If you move around, you will see the stars from a different perspective.

How does one get into the golden gate? According to legends, the golden gate can only be opened once you have acquired all of the 4 graals. You will need the Earth, Fire, Air, and Water Graals.

How do you obtain these graals? Legends have said, the graals randomly spawn around the map, and they vanish quickly. This however is false, but there used to be an Air Graal in a tree in Angel Clan. It's gone now though.

At this moment, the Golden Gate is inaccessible, but what is behind it? Distant stars based on it's portal design. Possibly used to travel to Zone, or Era.


Next up, Is the Golden Blob real? We'll find out after the break.

Welcome back, so is the Golden Blob real?

Yes
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So yeah, we'll be right back

Okay, so for our last myth of this episode.

Is Bernart going to sit on that bench forever?

To figure this out, we need to know why Bernart sits on that bench. According to the sign next to Bernart, it lists details of what the statue represents to Onnet Town. The statue is apparently Onnet Town's monument and treasure. But, why does Bernart sit there all the time? Is he protecting it? According to history a Pagoda was used to house ancient relics and writings. The statue would be worth a lot of Gralats if it got into the wrong hands.

It looks like Bernart does not stay on that bench forever though. He sells items in Onnet General Store to keep Onnet going, so he won't have to sell the town's pagoda statue if at any moment they run out of gralats.

Bernart can be in more than one place at once apparently, so he will stay on that bench, but he is also in his store. He needs to protect the town's treasure.


That's it for this episode of GraalBusters. We hope you enjoyed the show. Goodbye, and as always, let us know which myths you want to be discussed on the next show.

Episode 1 8/19/2015

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WELCOME TO GRAALBUSTERS!

We will start with 3 myths to kick off this season's first episode.

I am your Host Aguzo, and welcome to your favorite show GraalBusters.

The three myths we have in store today,
Does your sword affect the way you spar?
Is Crab Chance rigged?
And, are baddies becoming self-aware?

The first myth.

Does your sword actually affect the way you spar?

For this, we head to the deep realms of the Battle Arena, and see how people are affected each time they change their sword.

Okay, you lost one match, because you were using a random sword.
You changed to uberfastsword, and you still lost.
You changed to no-sword, and you won. Does this mean that swords matter?

No, it's all psychological. So stop changing your sword after every match, same thing goes to your clothes colors, and hats.

Now onto the next one,
Is crab chance rigged?

For this myth, we move to Destiny where the gamblers and drunks are, the city full of sin, and where all the magic happens.

The crabs move in a way to overlap each other, when they do that the one you had your eye on looks like it was going the same direction, but it actually changed it's course while the overlap happened.

No, Good luck guessing

We will now take a short break, enjoy these commercials.

WELCOME BACK TO GRAALBUSTERS!

So, Spar swords don't affect your skill,
and Crab Chance is not rigged.

BUT,... are baddies self-aware of your existence? Or do they just shoot arrows randomly?

The next myth is a little more complex, since we had to rush through Graal City's Forest.

Professor Doost Heizen, a colleague of mine discussed how the baddies have naturally evolved over time to create their own artificial intelligence. How do they know when to shoot the arrow to deduct 1 horse bush from you? They calculate D = RT, 5 tiles = 5 horse power/second.

Professor Doost Heizen devoloped the Neurobrain, which allow baddies to think, feel, and evolve, explaining their dead on accuracy.

Yes, baddies are self-aware. They see you, next time say hi.

That's it for this episode. Until next time, I'm your host Aguzo. Good night Graalians... even tho it's 4 pm.

 

The crabs move faster if you open up the white speech bubble to talk. And fun fact: a baddy's arrows hit you we've when you're in a safe zone.  

Posted by Arsenal

The crabs move faster if you open up the white speech bubble to talk. And fun fact: a baddy's arrows hit you we've when you're in a safe zone.

Probably, because people wanted to use that to cheat :p

safe zone hit? lies... I gotta see that.  

You stole my idea from the debunked thread you unoriginal noob  

Posted by OG

You stole my idea from the debunked thread you unoriginal noob

Your thread was being sarcastic, while mine are actual myths that people tend to believe in. Except a little sarcasm on the last one.  

Next myth please: Is the Golden Blob Real?  

Posted by Craftz

Next myth please: Is the Golden Blob Real?

Next week, same day man.  

I would also like to know where the wizard Sardon is, if he exists at all. Or perhaps any reason why he may be in hiding? Next week plox  

God damnit I really thought changing my slot after I lost a spar was like going super saiyan in graal!  

This show sucks  

d=rt  

Sardons graal conspiracy theories is still my favorite show
If collin didnt take it off air we would all be watching the award winning show.


Next episode: does wearing black make you faster

Posted by Fulgore

I would also like to know where the wizard Sardon is, if he exists at all. Or perhaps any reason why he may be in hiding? Next week plox

im right here
Can't you see?  

Dear GraalBusters LLC. I would like you to research if wearing a randomlook will win me more spars, in the sense that it distracts my opponent. A number crunch would be nice, featuring compressive analysis of the "randomlook"  

Posted by Anonymous posts

Dear GraalBusters LLC. I would like you to research if wearing a randomlook will win me more spars, in the sense that it distracts my opponent. A number crunch would be nice, featuring compressive analysis of the "randomlook"

Dear Viewers,

We at GraalBusters Inc. try to provide the best consumer based myths that our general audience believes in. We try to put these theories and popular beliefs to rest. Our main goal is to get rid of the negative thoughts. "Which look makes me move faster? Does farming give you more money in the long run? etc". We as a company will insure that our audience is well informed and up to date with the latest truths and strategies that Graal has to offer. State any myths that you want to be put to the test, and they might show up in our upcoming episodes. We hope you enjoy our show this season, as we will do our best to provide the greatest experience to the Graalscovery Audience. Cheers.


Sincerely,

Aguzo CEO, CFO, and COO of GraalBusters Inc.
 

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