Is there a way to make the food have different affects like Candy gives you a speed boost for like 30seconds-1min or cake slows you down for so long, just to give buying food a usefullness.  

Typically after you eat stuff in real life, you slow down.  

Posted by Aaron

Typically after you eat stuff in real life, you slow down.

You wouldn't know since you just sit all day.

Some foods give you engry to do more.  

Posted by Santa Claus

You wouldn't know since you just sit all day.

Some foods give you engry to do more.

angry? energy? Steroids?  

Posted by Aguzo

angry? energy? Steroids?

All 3  

Posted by Santa Claus

You wouldn't know since you just sit all day.

Some foods give you engry to do more.

Now I'm mad  

Posted by Aaron

Now I'm mad

Don't beat me my love!!!  

love how this thread got off topic so quickly...  

Posted by Papi

Is there a way to make the food have different affects like Candy gives you a speed boost for like 30seconds-1min or cake slows you down for so long, just to give buying food a usefullness.

Then no one would buy a cake unless they just realized each effect or their mental skills need support.  

Food was given usefulness when plates were added.

Not only is it fun to display food, but it's the first and only item in the game that can actually be traded between players. Which makes it all the more fun.

Also, as far as food giving you effects. See: Jellybeans (my new favourite thing in the game)  

Posted by DoubleliftGraal

Then no one would buy a cake unless they just realized each effect or their mental skills need support.

You have to understand that people frequently do things in-game for effect & amusement.