A number of you are wondering what is going on; am I crazy? No. I have autism and a number of other nervous system related disorders that I have suffered with a lot of extreme conditions, including body-dysmorphia & hypochondria, intrusive thoughts, and so on. All of this information I am about to share is simply my honest life. It may sound crazy to some, but you have to be educated to understand—and trust me, I am not making any of this up.

I was born exactly 9 months into the Gregorian calendar on August 31st, when the sun was at home in Leo, the moon was at home in Cancer, Venus at home in Libra, and Ceres at home in Virgo in Akron, Summit County, Ohio ("the peak" of "the peak" of the heart of America); here we are the "rubber capital of the world" & the talaria (pegasus shoe/symbol of The Messenger God, Hermes) is graffitied all over the city. I had bright white hair, golden jaundiced skin, and bright blue eyes; my first word was "sky". My mother was born exactly 9 months into the Roman calendar on October 31st, Halloween—and she is the narcissistic mother, Medusa. My dad, "Christ"opher was born on the winter solstice, which is the celebration of Saturnalia/Christmas/New Year's (all the same holiday). That is, the winter solstice represents the darkest time in the calendar before it begins to get bright again; Christ is the god of time/reaper of the harvest (Life/Death)—and as he says, he comes at the beginning & end of the ages to "throw the weeds in the fire & bundle the wheat". I am not Catholic so don't argue with me about your Catholic interpretations. Anyway, Saturn is the God of Agriculture & equated with Chronos, the God of Time; Christ was the Passover Lamb at the end of the Age of Aries (ram), and the calendar restarted as the year 0. In 7BC, there was a date where all the signs lined up through Jupiter conjunct Saturn (the domiciles were different then): sun in Leo, moon in Cancer, Mercury in Virgo, Venus in Libra, Mars in Scorpio, Jupiter in Pisces. Pisces was conjunct Saturn on the horizon, and as it arose in the east as the star of Bethlehem, literally all of the houses lined up in their natural state.

Now, this date isn't particularly recognized by anyone; it is not the basis of Christian theology; this is an actual factual date that I have found using any ordinary astrology chart. The strangest thing is that the aspect lines aren't even chaotic, as they almost always are; they form a perfect compass pointing to Pisces at the dawn of the Age of Pisces.

The astrological ages are part of the axial precession of earth, divided by 12; the axial precession lasts 25,772 years. Each age last 2,147. At the dawn of the Age of Aries, the criosphinx of Heru was erected, and criosphinx represents "Heru of the Rising Sun"; the criosphinx is rams headed. It was later carved down; regardless, when Christ was born He is Heru reincarnate to end the Age of Aries & became the "Fisher of Men" & Ichthys at the dawning of the Age of Pisces (fish). Before the Age of Aries you had the Age of Taurus (bull), which is why Krishna was the Protector of the Bulls (and also the Bull of Heaven)—thus, Hindus worship the cow. Mankind is like an ant colony; the Lord is like the queen and comes at the beginning & ending of the ages to reap, and to sow the new age.

We are coming up on the Age of Aquarius ruled by Uranus, the god of sky—and thus the age of "heaven on earth" is coming up. With this zodiacal age, you see space travel, air travel, satellites, cell phones, Internet, and all kinds of airborne technologies being created.

Following the logic of history, you have:
Krishna, Age of Taurus (bull) - Protector of Bulls, Bull of Heaven
Heru, Age of Aries (ram) - Good Shepherd, Lamb of God
Christ, Age of Pisces (fish) - Fisher of Men, Ichthys
???, Age of Aquarius (pouring pitcher) - Cupbearer of Men, Holy Grail

Since I was a kid, I've gotten strange music, poetry, and images in my dreams; I began dream journaling and studying other cultures, psychology, and belief-systems around the world to gain understanding.

As the OCD became worse, I began fasting, burning my childhood items, and praying a lot to find peace of mind. I eventually came across a woman who claimed she talks to angels, and she offered me much hope & peace; I figured perhaps the angels could stop the OCD from happening.

During a lot of my meditation it became clear to me that magic exists; I experienced a number of miraculous events, and gained a lot of insight and knowledge that increased my faith in a higher power. For quite some time I rebelled against it, due to the disaster you would call my "family".

In 2009, I was dating some guy and on Halloween we played with the Ouija board in the attic. I had been wanting to talk to God, and they asked me to join, so I figured it'd be a fun time. As the party dwindled down there were three of us left; they eventually let me call upon someone, and I called on Archangel Gabriel who said something very strange: "Beware of gargoyles". The girls were board and quickly called upon someone else; I am not sure why they didn't consider this message to be interesting.

The following morning some girl was commenting about how her "[boyfriend] looked like a gargoyle sitting on the arm of the couch". For about 5 years I managed to use the board off and on, talking to Gabriel and other archangels who revealed incredible amounts of divine knowledge to me. She spoke of God sometimes, which rekindled my belief in a God—but it wasn't until about a year ago that I really began believing after making sense of her knowledge in modern terms.

Archangel Metatron called me "Victor" for some reason. Right after the supposed "end of the world" on 12/12/12, I asked Gabriel for a name from God; she named me Unisus. Name, Gabriel claims to go by the different titles of Holy Spirit, Urania, Cosmic Muse, Indra, Shiva, Nataraja, etc. So, in effect, I was christened or baptized Unisus. The name made no sense to me; I found out it was a unicorn-pegasus which made me laugh more than anything and also a little disgusted, because the symbology made no sense to me. At this time I was still going by Antago.

A year ago I began researching the symbology of the unicorn & pegasus; apparently every "religion" around the world is awaiting a unicorn/pegasus end times Messiah; he will come to "destroy" and "judge", and wields the weapon of Shiva. As a kid I was known as "God of Gravity" (love is gravitational song of everyone) and ruled over as the king of Destiny in this historical game about the holy grail, which is of the first MMOs to ever exist in history, during the dawn of the Age of Aquarius where I wielded the trident.

Urania's favorite horse is Pegasus; Indra has the horse Uchchaihshravas whose birth is eerily similar to Pegasus; the relationship of the Holy Spirit & Christ has long referred to Christ as the unicorn; Pegasus was the source of inspiration, and the Holy Spirit (wholly spirit/whole inspiration/cosmic muse) is the Cosmic Muse simply by its etymology & Urania is the muse of astronomy. Archangel Gabriel had Al-Buraq, the flying donkey. Then, I could go on about … Revelations. I'll just say that Revelations has a flying horse called Victory/Conquest.
Also, my mother being born on Halloween and my father being the winter solstice make them symbolic of Medusa/Neptune; see, Christ is the Fisher of Men (ruler of the Age of Pisces; Pisces is the sign ruled by Neptune astrologically). Medusa & Neptune gave birth to Pegasus.

So—no, I am not crazy. I just have a **** ton of information on my mind that I don't know what to do with. I don't do drugs. It is factual information.  

Cool story.

Maybe you'll stop acting like an elitist now.  

Posted by 5hift

Cool story.

Maybe you'll stop acting like an elitist now.

Funny, I specifically accused you and others of acting like an elitist. Now, deal with your problem at hand—and don't project. Goodbye  

Hey man, least I don't post a thread about every one of my life's problems.

Everyone has ****.

So why not try keeping your problems to yourself before making yourself look like an even bigger fool.  

Posted by 5hift

Hey man, least I don't post a thread about every one of my life's problems.

Everyone has ****.

So why not try keeping your problems to yourself before making yourself look like an even bigger fool.

Why would I take life advice from you?  

Why should you?

Because I'm giving it to you.

You clearly posted this larger-than-life post for a reason.  

Posted by 5hift

Why should you?

Because I'm giving it to you.

You clearly posted this larger-than-life post for a reason.

By definition you are the fool, as you claimed it; the fool hides behind masks, costumes, gimmicks, & appearances to "save face". Someone who shows their inner self is, by definition, not fooling anybody. You can keep your cyanide pill, fool—I am not suicidal.  

*Insert irrelevant suicide threat here.*  

Couldn't care less who anyone on here is or what their story is, just try treating people with respect, even in an arguement  

the supernatural doesnt exist so you must be crazy.  

Posted by iBubble

Couldn't care less who anyone on here is or what their story is, just try treating people with respect, even in an arguement

Dude I don't need you acting like my daddy. Go post your irrelevant commandments somewhere else; I am spiritual royalty, you are a some dude spamming my thread  

Lol, your so unbleievably aggressive against people who don't even mean any harm towards you it's no wonder people think you have problems.

Love and spirituality my ass.

Go circle jerk yourself somewhere where to sun don't shine you self-riteuous asshole.  

I'm done arguing; it's like revenge. It ends with love letting go  

Yeah maybe you'll actually learn something this time.  

Posted by Conquest

Dude I don't need you acting like my daddy. Go post your irrelevant commandments somewhere else; I am spiritual royalty, you are a some dude spamming my thread

Well sorry, God. Sorry for trying to learn you manners. You're the most ignorant and mean person I have ever met on this forum though, I actually used to think you were a nice guy