MattKan's tips to fail at life!

MattKan · 01-18-2012

I fixed it

So ask me questions on how to make your life worse, then do the opposite f what I say... Or something...

Good luck!

fp4 · 01-18-2012

You can still access Wikipedia; just press the stop button before the page finishes loading.

Izarin · 01-18-2012

Wait, what?

Ok, how to I get rich?

HappyCat123 · 01-18-2012

How do I win the game?

Cigam · 01-19-2012

Where's the Pokemon Center? rofl

MattKan · 01-19-2012

Posted by HappyCat123

How do I win the game?

Lose the game.

Posted by Izarin

Wait, what?

Ok, how to I get rich?

Don't get go to college, take a loan from the bank, and start your career as a successful proprietor of an entrepreneurship. Instead, creep around in the baggage claim of an airport, ride the baggage track, and hide behind different bags as you claim the most expensive ones for yourself.

Posted by HappyCat123

How do I win the game?

Lose the game.

Posted by Cigam

Where's the Pokemon Center? rofl

(erots)_retneC_nom9A%3C%koP/ikiw/ten.nedragablub.aidepablub//:ptth

Higbey · 01-19-2012

I've always wondered about that, going to the airport baggage carousel right as a fights stuff is being dropped off, and take 4 random suitcases and take them to your car, if anyone catches you stealing act shocked and surprised and apologize and say you have a suitcase just like theirs and you mistook it for your own. Pawn or keep the items in the suitcase. Best thing is the people won't think it's stolen, they will mistake it for the airline screwing up and losing the luggage.

callimuc · 01-19-2012

Posted by MattKan

(erots)_retneC_nom9A%3C%koP/ikiw/ten.nedragablub.aidepablub//:ptth

cmon

Azala · 01-29-2012

How can i fail at life?

how cn i b admn? (lol)

Jatz · 01-29-2012

Posted by Higbey

I've always wondered about that, going to the airport baggage carousel right as a fights stuff is being dropped off, and take 4 random suitcases and take them to your car, if anyone catches you stealing act shocked and surprised and apologize and say you have a suitcase just like theirs and you mistook it for your own. Pawn or keep the items in the suitcase. Best thing is the people won't think it's stolen, they will mistake it for the airline screwing up and losing the luggage.

Problem, they would more than likely check the video cameras to see if anyone picked it up. then you're screwed.

Imprint · 01-30-2012

I need the best way to get women to run away from me. Plz answer this fast.

Kyro122 · 01-31-2012

Posted by Imprint

I need the best way to get women to run away from me. Plz answer this fast.

Chase after them with large pointy weapons.

Jatz · 01-31-2012

Posted by Kyro122

Chase after them with large pointy weapons.

He's trying to fail at it, not succeed.

Froggy Krueger · 01-31-2012

Posted by Jatz

Problem, they would more than likely check the video cameras to see if anyone picked it up. then you're screwed.

Wear a ski mask, and a zebra striped turtle neck. Problem solved

Jatz · 01-31-2012

Posted by Froggy Krueger

Wear a ski mask, and a zebra striped turtle neck. Problem solved

Totally inconspicuous.

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Higbey Not Banned Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Hell Posts: 4,885	I've always wondered about that, going to the airport baggage carousel right as a fights stuff is being dropped off, and take 4 random suitcases and take them to your car, if anyone catches you stealing act shocked and surprised and apologize and say you have a suitcase just like theirs and you mistook it for your own. Pawn or keep the items in the suitcase. Best thing is the people won't think it's stolen, they will mistake it for the airline screwing up and losing the luggage.

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