I cannot sleep...
I have been laying here on my bed for the past 2 hours unable to sleep.
I am exhausted as hell, but my body just won't rest...

Any suggestion on what I can do to sleep?  

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/

ure welcome  

Oh hell no. I am not reading that after accomplishing my goal.  

nty  

Hold your breath until you pass out  

inhale slowly through your nose for 4 seconds
hold it for 7
quickly exhale through your mouth for 8 seconds (if you finish exhaling early you still need to wait the full 8 seconds)

repeat like 2-3 times

altho i take sleeping pills, this breathing technique still kind of helps me  

Or:

Posted by Crono

inhale slowly through your nose for 4 seconds
hold it

 

Better make a thread about itttt

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Hit yourself with a baseball bat really hard in the head but make sure you're on your bed so you don't fall and hit your head or something  

ASMR videos!!  

Posted by Ark

Hit yourself with a baseball bat really hard in the head but make sure you're on your bed so you don't fall and hit your head or something

I want to sleep, not getting amnesia or die.

I still cannot sleep.
I tried Crono's advice but still cannot sleep.
It's 4:00 AM.
School is in 3 ****ing hours.
I am ****ed.  

Posted by Wolfie

I want to sleep, not getting amnesia or die.

I still cannot sleep.
I tried Crono's advice but still cannot sleep.
It's 4:00 AM.
School is in 3 ****ing hours.
I am ****ed.

Drink coffee, since if you get 2-3 hours of sleep depending on how long it takes you to get up, get ready, and go to school. I wouldn't mind losing 3 hours of sleep.  

No, no. I need to sleep.
I only have 3 hours left to sleep.
It's not 3 hours that I'm missing, but an entire night if I don't sleep lol  

Count the sheep.

This n3ver even worked for me but you should try it.  

Just sleep after school