I really want some air heads bites, dood. If you don't like rant posts, then you should probably click this. But if ur cool with them, then stay here, dood. Without further a dew, let us begin this rant.

Air Heads Bites Rant

Let me start off by saying, I have no beef with Air Heads Bites. They are actually pretty tasty. HOWEVER, let me tell you what makes me furious! Air Heads Bites are delicious, but there are barely any in the small bag! You might be saying "fagit just buy bigur bag l0l scRub!" AND YOU BETTER SHUT UP, NOBODY SPEAKS TO ME LIKE THAT.

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Anyways, the big bags are way too big! Why is there no in between?! When I eat the big bag I throw up, but when I eat the small bag, I am still hungry afterwards. Air Heads Bites small bags should have around 40 pieces per bag. Most Air Heads Bites small bags have around 20 pieces. WTF Air Heads?! We want our candy! Do not scam us of our precious money! I am not the only one who wants a change. Many people in the Air Head fandom (which I started) also want a change! Please give us the change. Mehmet Yuksek, you are my hero for creating the Air Heads company. Please do not make me change the way I think of you. Air Heads Bites are amazing and we deserve more.

The Review

If you didn't know already, Air Heads Bites are bitesized versions of the candy that everyone loves, Air Heads. They have the same flavors, or if you want to get spicy, you could buy the Berry flavor. The classic flavor has all of the regular flavors you would find in a regular Air Head bag. Berry has flavors based on berries (as the name suggests). They are both excellent candies and I recommend trying both

~ Rubize

 

Hah nard  

Just buy the big bag and dont eat them all in one sitting.

fagit.  

Posted by Rubize

When I eat the big bag I throw up, but when I eat the small bag, I am still hungry afterwards

I mean correct me if I'm wrong but I really don't think air heads are intended to be eaten as an entire meal...  

Posted by Dread

I mean correct me if I'm wrong but I really don't think air heads are intended to be eaten as an entire meal...

I'm correcting you because you're wrong.  

TL;DR
Op is fat and lazy  

if you think these suck, try Starburst Unwrapped  

Posted by Thallen

if you think these suck, try Starburst Unwrapped

Yeah man, the only way to eat Starburst is to eat it with the wrapper.  

what the heck haha  

guys we made it, I got the Air Head bites and they are delicious.  

Posted by Mangsi

Yeah man, the only way to eat Starburst is to eat it with the wrapper.

xDDD

they're actually called Starburst Minis though I guess, but they taste like plastic  

Posted by Mangsi

Yeah man, the only way to eat Starburst is to eat it with the wrapper.

if you really want to eat a wrapper, eat a Now and Later
so much paper...