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06-22-2012
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the KattMan
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: United States
Posts: 4,204
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Contest: MattKan Jingle
Hello! I am going to host my own challenge! Your goal is to create a MattKan jingle. You can be as nice, mean, vulgar, etc. as long as it complies with the forum rules. The winner will receive public shaming. Good luck! (Note: You only have to post the lyrics.)
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06-22-2012
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 471
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MattKan's got a gun. MattKans's got a gun. Run while you can, because he uses public shaming as his fun. Swift like bullets, cold as steal, words that beat to his own drum. Get on his bad side, in the darkness he will pounce, silver bullets of iniquity, full of hate by the ounce. If public shaming shalt not work, server barbarity will reveal. So run while you can, run and hide, or one day, you, his next meal. I win. Shame me instead of them! Only for them will I deal. |
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06-22-2012
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Not Banned
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Hell
Posts: 4,885
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Mattkan he's a cat, man! Mattkan the kattman Mattkan, he's a cat, man! |
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06-22-2012
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,956
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MattKan; Once he bought a Son, And once washed his thumb. MattKan; Sometimes he will come, Come over to the Sun MattKan; oh yes that old Cat Dotty as a Bat Once he bought a Son And once washed his thumb. I basically just wrote whatever rhymed. |
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06-22-2012
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: New Hampshire, United States
Posts: 3,135
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He's MattKan He's going a big Matt's face. He's got the body of a Matt And the face of a Matt And he flies through the air 'Cause he's got a Matt face He's MattKan. What did I just type? |
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06-22-2012
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Former iEra Staff
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,722
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06-22-2012
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Professional AFKer
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: South East Pennsylvania
Posts: 1,888
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Matt Kan, Matt Kan, he is so fast so he ran! Matt Kan, Matt Kan, His brothers name is Dan Matt Kan, Matt Kan, He fried eggs in a pan Matt Kan, Matt Kan, everyone knows he can! |
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06-22-2012
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Dark Desert Fox
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: United States, Ohio
Posts: 5,720
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Mattkan
by Tyler Mattkan! Partying every night! Mattkan! Beat a drunkard in a fight! Mattkan! Watch out for his cat litter! Mattkan! He'll Tweet your embarrassment on Twitter! |
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06-22-2012
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nothin
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: York
Posts: 1,483
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Living For Diamonds in a Light Blue Minecart *** - In the style of The Beatles by p Oh yeah, I'll tell you something, I think you'll understand. When I'll say that something, I want to hold your picaxe, I want to hold your picaxe, I want to hold your picaxe. Oh please, say to me, You'll let me mine all night long. And please, say to me, You'll let me kill all the mobs . Now let me hold your picaxe, I want to hold your picaxe. Imagine there's no creepers. It's easy if you try. No spiders in minecraft, Above us only graalians. Imagine all the people, Living for diamonds... You may say I'm a god, But I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us, And the world will become over-run with creepers. All you need is a diamond sword. All you need is a diamond sword. All you need is a diamond sword, a diamond sword. A diamond sword is all you need. Oh yeah! (written in a online creator) (written in mattkans point of view) |
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06-22-2012
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Indiana
Posts: 134
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bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu MattKan!!! bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu MattKan!!! MattKan!!! MattKan!!! MattKan!!! (song in the form of batman theme song  )
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06-22-2012
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Quack Quack~
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 1,810
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Matt Kan do this... Matt Kan do that... Matt Kan do whatever he wants... And doesn't f**king care.. Matt Kan go shopping.. Matt Kan go nap.. Cause Matt Kan accept gang fights... So don't even f**king dare.. (I was bored) |
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06-22-2012
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: New Hampshire, United States
Posts: 3,135
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This got really stupid, really fast.
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06-22-2012
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Procrastinating
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 942
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hahaha, a little beat to go with the jingle.... © TStorm Music Inc, 2012
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06-22-2012
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: New Hampshire, United States
Posts: 3,135
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Viruses!
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06-23-2012
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No.
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 39
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That got put into my iTunes library That got put into my iTunes library http://i46.tinypic.com/nyu5c8.jpg (Unsupported image host) |
