Buff the Uzi
 

First off. no I'm not talking about that Macklemore or Macbeth or McDonalds crap they released a month or two ago. I mean the good old starter Uzi.

Now let's get down to the grits. It costs 650 gralats per bloody uzi. That's like a month's rent in my project and way too expensive for people who are living on foodstamps, like me.

So now that I've finally upped my credit and gotten a loan to buy this sh*t, I'm all happy right? Grab a 40 oz., a spliff of the good Mary Jane, and one fine Mary Jane and go party right? Wrong. On the way home I run in to this noob rolling with his crew with some WW2 Browning Automatic Rifles. They start talking smack I and start popping them with my Uzi. And get this...they win. Now's where's the logic in that? Some rusty ass Military Surplus Thrift Shop sh*t beat my brand spanking new Uzi.

This is just f*cking ridiculous. Repo crews took all my furniture cuz I missed a payment, and for what? This crappy ass Uzi? I'm hospitalized with a bullet in my knee because this bullsh*t Uzi does the same amount of damage as my grandson's watergun? Negro hell naw. Buff this crap or I'm a go rampage on yo' asses. Get my whole crew up in your RC. West side negro. Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

Aight yo. Shout-out to my homie Lil' Yung Boi Weezy Fresh Kicks Slam Dunkin' Mike and my homegirl Sha Nay Nay. I love you mama!

I wonder if any NRA members play noobera

Lol buy maccuss uzis then

This is so racist...but so funny.

lolwut

Haven't any of you learned? It's not about da gunz, its da skillz.

It's also da troll:P

It's part of trolling yes, yours failed. You don't deserve 'Troll' in nick.

LMAO. Omg I love u 99%<3. I thought this was gnna be another stupid buff that gun thread but you made it worth my time. +Rep

Yo home slice. I'm legit with you right now. If they don't fix this sh*t, I'm gonna stop sending mushroom shipments to the staff team. No more magic shrooms for them to put in iEra. F*ckin' crackheads.

I finally realise why you were fired.

Hardcore G from Canda XD ;) fking legit don't wanna tie up with with u <3. Love your sig by the way. Radioactive :*

And everyone realizes why you'll never be hired DaScientist. Guess we're at a stalemate, eh?

You do realize you will be perma banned for making account duplicates.

i feel that burnin hot.