Buff the Uzi

99% · 07-19-2013

First off. no I'm not talking about that Macklemore or Macbeth or McDonalds crap they released a month or two ago. I mean the good old starter Uzi.

Now let's get down to the grits. It costs 650 gralats per bloody uzi. That's like a month's rent in my project and way too expensive for people who are living on foodstamps, like me.

So now that I've finally upped my credit and gotten a loan to buy this sh*t, I'm all happy right? Grab a 40 oz., a spliff of the good Mary Jane, and one fine Mary Jane and go party right? Wrong. On the way home I run in to this noob rolling with his crew with some WW2 Browning Automatic Rifles. They start talking smack I and start popping them with my Uzi. And get this...they win. Now's where's the logic in that? Some rusty ass Military Surplus Thrift Shop sh*t beat my brand spanking new Uzi.

This is just f*cking ridiculous. Repo crews took all my furniture cuz I missed a payment, and for what? This crappy ass Uzi? I'm hospitalized with a bullet in my knee because this bullsh*t Uzi does the same amount of damage as my grandson's watergun? Negro hell naw. Buff this crap or I'm a go rampage on yo' asses. Get my whole crew up in your RC. West side negro. Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

Aight yo. Shout-out to my homie Lil' Yung Boi Weezy Fresh Kicks Slam Dunkin' Mike and my homegirl Sha Nay Nay. I love you mama!

GOAT · 07-19-2013

I wonder if any NRA members play noobera

Rotaruc · 07-19-2013

Lol buy maccuss uzis then

iHot · 07-19-2013

This is so racist...but so funny.

xander · 07-19-2013

lolwut

5hift · 07-19-2013

Haven't any of you learned? It's not about da gunz, its da skillz.

°DaTR:o££ · 07-19-2013

Posted by 5hifter

Haven't any of you learned? It's not about da gunz, its da skillz.

It's also da troll

XSTARX · 07-19-2013

Posted by °DaTR:o££

It's also da troll

It's part of trolling yes, yours failed. You don't deserve 'Troll' in nick.

Ramaz Adelphos · 07-19-2013

LMAO. Omg I love u 99%<3. I thought this was gnna be another stupid buff that gun thread but you made it worth my time. +Rep

99% · 07-19-2013

Posted by Ramaz Adelphos

LMAO. Omg I love u 99%<3. I thought this was gnna be another stupid buff that gun thread but you made it worth my time. +Rep

Yo home slice. I'm legit with you right now. If they don't fix this sh*t, I'm gonna stop sending mushroom shipments to the staff team. No more magic shrooms for them to put in iEra. F*ckin' crackheads.

°DaTR:o££ · 07-19-2013

I finally realise why you were fired.

Ramaz Adelphos · 07-19-2013

Posted by 99%

Yo home slice. I'm legit with you right now. If they don't fix this ****, I'm gonna stop sending mushroom shipments to the staff team. No more magic shrooms for them to put in iEra. F*ckin' crackheads.

Hardcore G from Canda XD ;) fking legit don't wanna tie up with with u <3. Love your sig by the way. Radioactive :*

99% · 07-19-2013

Posted by °DaTR:o££

I finally realise why you were fired.

And everyone realizes why you'll never be hired DaScientist. Guess we're at a stalemate, eh?

iHot · 07-19-2013

Posted by °DaTR:o££

I finally realise why you were fired.

You do realize you will be perma banned for making account duplicates.

xander · 07-21-2013

Posted by 99%

And everyone realizes why you'll never be hired DaScientist. Guess we're at a stalemate, eh?

i feel that burnin hot.

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99% Freelance Developer Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,111	Buff the Uzi First off. no I'm not talking about that Macklemore or Macbeth or McDonalds crap they released a month or two ago. I mean the good old starter Uzi. Now let's get down to the grits. It costs 650 gralats per bloody uzi. That's like a month's rent in my project and way too expensive for people who are living on foodstamps, like me. So now that I've finally upped my credit and gotten a loan to buy this sht, I'm all happy right? Grab a 40 oz., a spliff of the good Mary Jane, and one fine Mary Jane and go party right? Wrong. On the way home I run in to this noob rolling with his crew with some WW2 Browning Automatic Rifles. They start talking smack I and start popping them with my Uzi. And get this...they win. Now's where's the logic in that? Some rusty ass Military Surplus Thrift Shop sht beat my brand spanking new Uzi. This is just fcking ridiculous. Repo crews took all my furniture cuz I missed a payment, and for what? This crappy ass Uzi? I'm hospitalized with a bullet in my knee because this bullsht Uzi does the same amount of damage as my grandson's watergun? Negro hell naw. Buff this crap or I'm a go rampage on yo' asses. Get my whole crew up in your RC. West side negro. Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self. Aight yo. Shout-out to my homie Lil' Yung Boi Weezy Fresh Kicks Slam Dunkin' Mike and my homegirl Sha Nay Nay. I love you mama!

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GOAT Hyrule Knights Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In your head 24/7 Posts: 6,348	I wonder if any NRA members play noobera

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Rotaruc Does anyone remember me? Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 1,090	Lol buy maccuss uzis then

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iHot Graalian Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Belle Isle Posts: 4,481	This is so racist...but so funny.

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xander pls Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 401	lolwut

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5hift ✔️TURBO✔️VERIFIED✔️ Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Larunda Relay Posts: 6,481	Haven't any of you learned? It's not about da gunz, its da skillz.

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Ramaz Adelphos Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO. Omg I love u 99%<3. I thought this was gnna be another stupid buff that gun thread but you made it worth my time. +Rep

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