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Speed Demon
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 1,288
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Hiring for Nintendo
Hey kids! You know all your favourite games as a child? The ones with that plumber guy? Or that pink thing? Well now you can finally work for Nintendo! The game that brought you many classics! Fortunately, Microsoft, Apple, and Sony don't exist, so our rise to the top of the planet take over thing will be a breeze! There's just a few requirements in order to work for Nintendo! Don't worry, they're not too big of a responsibility, kids! -Must listen to the Gods of Nintendo. If you don't, you will be fired! Oh noes! -Keep your tag on all the time. If you don't come to work everyday, you're going to get fired. I'll also cancel the next Mario game. -Be active! Slackers will get fired because you're useless. We need productive employees, people. Remember kids, if you don't join, there won't be a new Mario game released! Or an F-Zero game that was planned. Or Starfox game. Or the release of Mother 3 on Virtual Console for you English noobs. You can also get promoted! If you seem worthy, you will gain the ability... To hire some slackers! Yippee! We can fire them later. You'll also get a snazzy new tag name! That's it folks. Leave a message down below if you want to get hired! No resume needed! You could always message optimuswhat on Zone, too. |
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Veritired ✔️
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 4,441
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Optimuswtf?
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10-27-2013
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Professional Dinosaur
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 474
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dafuq did i just read
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10-27-2013
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Hey
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: FL, USA
Posts: 1,547
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Look away, your scaring the children!
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10-27-2013
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all for victory
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Townsville
Posts: 4,222
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You got my hopes up ;-;
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10-27-2013
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 804
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o.O
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Speed Demon
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 1,288
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Join or no new Mario games for you little noobs and shiz
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10-27-2013
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Hey
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: FL, USA
Posts: 1,547
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Play cat Mario, you'll rage quit in 2 minutes. As son as you beat the highscore, a giant balloon comes and crushes you.
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10-28-2013
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Speed Demon
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 1,288
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10-28-2013
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Henry ayala
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Long island, new york
Posts: 177
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10-29-2013
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 804
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10-29-2013
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Hey
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: FL, USA
Posts: 1,547
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XD noobs.
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10-29-2013
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Back from the dead?
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,533
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I want to join Nintendo!!!!
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10-29-2013
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Hey
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: FL, USA
Posts: 1,547
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As in the Club Nintendo, the business Nintendo, or the Stupid guild,gang,squad, optimuswtf made?
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10-29-2013
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Leave no bridges unburned
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Places
Posts: 1,224
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Hire me! I can make anime games with horrible appeal to the Americans and then have other people from Japan rip me off and get lots of money!!! I'm perfect!!!
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