Rufus: Now Hiring - 5

Devlin · 04-16-2014

Ok lol I actually feel like filling this form out for fun. And cuz why not.

Originally Posted by MrSimons

Application Questions:
What would you like to be referred to us as?

If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
Glad you asked! Assuming the question implies very literally that there are no doors clothes etc etc hence "with nothing but" then I would use the bannana as my fookin brush and he peanut butter as the base, my own blood as the shadows, and the blank walls as highlights and I use the room as my fookin canvas and I'd paint my fookin LYFE away till all PB and my blood are gone and I have passed away. And for sure paint the 2 people I tried so hard for but instead got locking in a mysterious room with nothing but a bannana and peanut butter.

What is your timezone?
Seriously? I'm the tardis. Let me ask you. What is your fookin timezone? Wee woo.

Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
Yea many, only way to pass GTA V.

Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
Pets have souls. You have souls. You are my pets. You are their names. I am your pet. You know my name.

What are your hobbies?
Calvin and Hobbes. Not Graal. League of legends. Diablo. Star Citizen. Gaming. Art. Soccer. Art. Art. Art. Friends.

Do you have any collections?
2 friends company is worth more than a billion Facebook friend collection don't u think. Hmmm.

Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
Nothing to do there. I'll log you on once a month.

Of what ethnicity are you?
HomoSuperior.

What is your favorite color?
D: All de preetee colorzzzz....

What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
I'm in ur club with us the group and that's it cuz were too awesome.

What were your SAT scores?
Aced them. Peace of cake bruh.

Do you play any Graal servers?
Used to, then I got a life.

Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
Yea can we
Have
A
3
Way

Skype
Call
?

HON3Y BADG3R · 04-16-2014

What about RHCP, the Who, Aerosmith, or Rolling Stones?

Or the beastie boys?!

MrSimons · 04-16-2014

Posted by HON3Y BADG3R

What about RHCP, the Who, Aerosmith, or Rolling Stones?

Or the beastie boys?!

I have a few songs by Chili Peppers, but most Rock I listen to is pretty modern.

Shiz · 04-16-2014

Posted by Hadi

-Open player attr
-Add 999999999999999999 gralats
-Set attr, legit

PlayHouse prob: not authorized for changing player attributes!

god narmit!

Hadi · 04-16-2014

Posted by ShizGodsu

PlayHouse prob: not authorized for changing player attributes!

god narmit!

It's all because of simons!

Vivid · 04-16-2014

By becoming our friend you are becoming on of our best friends.
By becoming one of our best friends you are agreeing to spend lots of time with us.
Lots of time with us.
If you try to make a move on one of us, you will be excommunicated from our friendship.
As friends we do lots of friend things together, lots of friend things.
When we say lots of time, we talking 6am - 10 pm, erriday
We like, minecraft, heavy metal music, izone, luff, anime, cacti, butterflies, cats, pizza, and asian fewds. If you do not like these things, **** off.
We do not like, fat people, citrus fruit, large venomous insects, and distasteful pornography. If you are one of these things please do not apply.
Dang it, I'm gonna have to be a Melon for a day...
It is prefered that your timezone is PMT or MST, however almost anywhere in the continental US is okay, as long as you do not live in Nevada.
Florida is a bit Too close to Nevade don't you think?
It would be nice if we had the same taste in music, some of the
Application Questions:
1. What would you like to be referred to us as?
  Vivid, my regular name, no long super [Reaper] KillaBoy17593 VIVid Sweg crap
2. If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
  I'd do what everybody else would do, duh! I'd throw away the peanut butter and chew on the cap.
3. What is your timezone?
  Eastern American
4. Have you ever taken part in a Heist?
  If candy counts, then yes
5. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names?
  Angel, it's a boston terrier, and Bent (Bently) my Deformed Fish :3
6. What are your hobbies?
  I like to play basketball, soccer too #GRAAL
7. Do you have any collections?
  If ****ty baseball cards counts, then yes
8. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us?
  Of course, I play era (please don't hate me) but yeah, I'm fine with that.
9. Of what ethnicity are you?
  I'm half White, Half-Thai (Thailand)
10. What is your favorite color?
  Orange, I don't like Yellow nor Red though lol
11. What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in?
  Sports team
12. What were your SAT scores?
  Eh, idk lol
13. Do you play any Graal servers?
  Every now and then Zone, rarely Classic, Fk delteria, Era, IOS &Android user
14. Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed)
  Umm, I guess I could include that I like to Trade, Streak and I'm interested in other peoples personal lives... Thanks, I hope to be a Friend, even without payment l and btw I suck ass I graphics if that matters teach me lol
It is possible that this friend 'relationship' will come with pay. That is if you play Graal. Payment options will be listed below.
Era: 50 shells per week<lol i found more than tht in trash can :p
Classic: I have about 34 gralats in my house I could give you<split that between all 35 people and I'm good ;-;
Zone: Both Latte and I are staff on zone so you may come across a few spare gralats in your account, if you know what I am saying... *wink wink*<lol I wonder what that means..
Delteria: Do not apply if you like Delteria.<this

^This!

Xavier · 04-16-2014

I'm the only one who completed the application in full by giving my SAT score; do I win?

Devlin · 04-16-2014

Posted by Xavier

I'm the only one who completed the application in full by giving my SAT score; do I win?

No I aced mine. A in an application setting you don't win. You get selected / chosen. But if en one was to win it would be me cuz my answers were awesome.

Xavier · 04-16-2014

Posted by Devlin

No I aced mine. A in an application setting you don't win. You get selected / chosen. But if en one was to win it would be me cuz my answers were awesome.

So you got a 2400? You still haven't said your SAT "score" lol.

MattKan · 04-16-2014

does fall out boy count

Berry · 04-18-2014

Application Questions:
What would you like to be referred to us as? Berry or my regular name.
If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do?
1. Attract several monkeys
2. Attach the banana to a stick and put it in front of the monkeys.
3. Spin the monkeys so fast that they create a vortex that swallows the walls.
4. Escape
5. Eat victory peanut butter
What is your timezone? EST
Have you ever taken part in a Heist? I robbed the Graal City bank, twice.
Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? A German Shepard-collie named Tweety.
What are your hobbies? Lacrosse, hanging with friends, xbox, pokemon, graal, gfx.
Do you have any collections? I collect pokemon and HETZ
Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? I suppose
Of what ethnicity are you? White
What is your favorite color? Blue
What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? Varsity lacrosse (idk if that counts lol)
What were your SAT scores? Whatever you want them to be ;)
Do you play any Graal servers? Classic, Delteria (JK)
Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) I speak un peu francais and I live in Florida

MrSimons · 04-18-2014

Hello, I am pleased to announce Latte and I have come to a decision on our new friend. While I wish I could say we had a lot of trouble deciding who would be the best option, that would be a lie, it was actually very easy. It took all of two text messages of discussion. In fact, since they posted their application I could feel that it would be this wonderful soul. I could even say we have had a secret love for this very unique individual. You guys had no chance. He demolished all of his completion with his application and his delicious personality.

I think he did just what his application said he would, and broke his way into our hearts. May I, on behalf on myself and Latte congratulate our new best friend....

Spoiler

HON3Y BADG3R · 04-18-2014

Huehuehue Shmegma

NeoZX · 04-19-2014

Posted by MrSimons

Hello, I am pleased to announce Latte and I have come to a decision on our new friend. While I wish I could say we had a lot of trouble deciding who would be the best option, that would be a lie, it was actually very easy. It took all of two text messages of discussion. In fact, since they posted their application I could feel that it would be this wonderful soul. I could even say we have had a secret love for this very unique individual. You guys had no chance. He demolished all of his completion with his application and his delicious personality.

I think he did just what his application said he would, and broke his way into our hearts. May I, on behalf on myself and Latte congratulate our new best friend....

Spoiler

He was already your friend.
And I'm pretty sure all applications were troll ones for this stupid thread.

MrSimons · 04-19-2014

Posted by NeoZX

He was already your friend.
And I'm pretty sure all applications were troll ones for this stupid thread.

Yea, but now he's our special friend. Youre just mad because you dont have a cool friend like shmegg.

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Vivid Hey Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: FL, USA Posts: 1,547	By becoming our friend you are becoming on of our best friends. By becoming one of our best friends you are agreeing to spend lots of time with us. Lots of time with us. If you try to make a move on one of us, you will be excommunicated from our friendship. As friends we do lots of friend things together, lots of friend things. When we say lots of time, we talking 6am - 10 pm, erriday We like, minecraft, heavy metal music, izone, luff, anime, cacti, butterflies, cats, pizza, and asian fewds. If you do not like these things, ** off. We do not like, fat people, citrus fruit, large venomous insects, and distasteful pornography. If you are one of these things please do not apply. Dang it, I'm gonna have to be a Melon for a day... It is prefered that your timezone is PMT or MST, however almost anywhere in the continental US is okay, as long as you do not live in Nevada. Florida is a bit Too close to Nevade don't you think? It would be nice if we had the same taste in music, some of the Application Questions: What would you like to be referred to us as? Vivid, my regular name, no long super [Reaper] KillaBoy17593 VIVid Sweg crap If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? I'd do what everybody else would do, duh! I'd throw away the peanut butter and chew on the cap. What is your timezone? Eastern American Have you ever taken part in a Heist? If candy counts, then yes Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? Angel, it's a boston terrier, and Bent (Bently) my Deformed Fish :3 What are your hobbies? I like to play basketball, soccer too #GRAAL Do you have any collections? If *ty baseball cards counts, then yes Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? Of course, I play era (please don't hate me) but yeah, I'm fine with that. Of what ethnicity are you? I'm half White, Half-Thai (Thailand) What is your favorite color? Orange, I don't like Yellow nor Red though lol What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? Sports team What were your SAT scores? Eh, idk lol Do you play any Graal servers? Every now and then Zone, rarely Classic, Fk delteria, Era, IOS &Android user Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) Umm, I guess I could include that I like to Trade, Streak and I'm interested in other peoples personal lives... Thanks, I hope to be a Friend, even without payment l and btw I suck ass I graphics if that matters teach me lol It is possible that this friend 'relationship' will come with pay. That is if you play Graal. Payment options will be listed below. Era: 50 shells per week<lol i found more than tht in trash can :p Classic: I have about 34 gralats in my house I could give you<split that between all 35 people and I'm good ;-; Zone: Both Latte and I are staff on zone so you may come across a few spare gralats in your account, if you know what I am saying... wink wink<lol I wonder what that means.. Delteria: Do not apply if you like Delteria.<this ^This! Last edited by Vivid; 04-16-2014 at 04:16 PM. Reason: Fag is a bundle of sticks and bich is a female dog.*

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MrSimons :) Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: no. Posts: 10,309	Hello, I am pleased to announce Latte and I have come to a decision on our new friend. While I wish I could say we had a lot of trouble deciding who would be the best option, that would be a lie, it was actually very easy. It took all of two text messages of discussion. In fact, since they posted their application I could feel that it would be this wonderful soul. I could even say we have had a secret love for this very unique individual. You guys had no chance. He demolished all of his completion with his application and his delicious personality. I think he did just what his application said he would, and broke his way into our hearts. May I, on behalf on myself and Latte congratulate our new best friend.... Spoiler Shmegg!

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Devlin Registered User Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 280	Ok lol I actually feel like filling this form out for fun. And cuz why not. Originally Posted by MrSimons Application Questions: What would you like to be referred to us as? If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? Glad you asked! Assuming the question implies very literally that there are no doors clothes etc etc hence "with nothing but" then I would use the bannana as my fookin brush and he peanut butter as the base, my own blood as the shadows, and the blank walls as highlights and I use the room as my fookin canvas and I'd paint my fookin LYFE away till all PB and my blood are gone and I have passed away. And for sure paint the 2 people I tried so hard for but instead got locking in a mysterious room with nothing but a bannana and peanut butter. What is your timezone? Seriously? I'm the tardis. Let me ask you. What is your fookin timezone? Wee woo. Have you ever taken part in a Heist? Yea many, only way to pass GTA V. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? Pets have souls. You have souls. You are my pets. You are their names. I am your pet. You know my name. What are your hobbies? Calvin and Hobbes. Not Graal. League of legends. Diablo. Star Citizen. Gaming. Art. Soccer. Art. Art. Art. Friends. Do you have any collections? 2 friends company is worth more than a billion Facebook friend collection don't u think. Hmmm. Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? Nothing to do there. I'll log you on once a month. Of what ethnicity are you? HomoSuperior. What is your favorite color? D: All de preetee colorzzzz.... What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? I'm in ur club with us the group and that's it cuz were too awesome. What were your SAT scores? Aced them. Peace of cake bruh. Do you play any Graal servers? Used to, then I got a life. Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) Yea can we Have A 3 Way Skype Call ?

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HON3Y BADG3R The Cooliest? Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,117	What about RHCP, the Who, Aerosmith, or Rolling Stones? Or the beastie boys?!

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Xavier Classic Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: New York City Posts: 908	I'm the only one who completed the application in full by giving my SAT score; do I win?

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MattKan the KattMan Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: United States Posts: 4,204	does fall out boy count

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Berry Call me Spence Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: On Posts: 138	Application Questions: What would you like to be referred to us as? Berry or my regular name. If you were alone in a small well lit room with nothing but peanut butter and a banana what would you do? 1. Attract several monkeys 2. Attach the banana to a stick and put it in front of the monkeys. 3. Spin the monkeys so fast that they create a vortex that swallows the walls. 4. Escape 5. Eat victory peanut butter What is your timezone? EST Have you ever taken part in a Heist? I robbed the Graal City bank, twice. Do you have any pets, if so what are their names? A German Shepard-collie named Tweety. What are your hobbies? Lacrosse, hanging with friends, xbox, pokemon, graal, gfx. Do you have any collections? I collect pokemon and HETZ Would you be okay with logging on iZone once a month for us? I suppose Of what ethnicity are you? White What is your favorite color? Blue What sort of groups/clubs are you involved in? Varsity lacrosse (idk if that counts lol) What were your SAT scores? Whatever you want them to be ;) Do you play any Graal servers? Classic, Delteria (JK) Are there any addition details about yourself you would like to include (you can private message us this if so needed) I speak un peu francais and I live in Florida