How to act like your basic sparrer or pker

Sardon · 08-30-2015

How to be your average sparrer or pker

This thread was not made with gramurz
this is my list on how to be one of em
(Note this is for jokes no need to rage we are not targeting you because if you were one of the people im trying to describe you would have put me on the ignore list long ago .)

1. wear black
This is a must, you must not wear anything else everyday is a funneral of your hopes and dreams

2. Put an inside joke in your status
You must put bad jokes about specific players that the majority of graalians do not know of.

3.You must be named after something in the sky, a color or an element.

4. say you started in 2009 like every other player

5. always list who you killed at 10k or 20k because uh it matters

6. only log in to raise your stats, if you spar boost , if you pk spam that sword button in the middle of a narrow hallway

7. talk about other graalians and talk about sending **** to them
That must be the main topic in any conversation you will have with another player.

8. have every application for communication and chat about stuff you have never done.(like have a girlfriend)

9. be a hipocrit and insert something you don't do
For example if you are a sparrer insert something about how its just a game even though you rage everytime you lose and you have probaly replaced your phone 20 times since you started playing graal(or your pc monitor).

10. if you are going to afk you only afk in the battle arena
No other tile is worthy of the audience of a player as yourself because you have acomplished a lot in your life such as spending 1000 hours in front of your mobile device or pc spamming the sword button

You deserve a nobel prize for that

Marouke · 08-31-2015

I afked once at delta island gs arena, I must not be a sparrer!

Bryan* · 08-31-2015

How to act like Sardon*

GOAT · 08-31-2015

Sardon for KING Troll

You got my vote for the 2015 graalian awards

Aguzo · 08-31-2015

Sardon is deez nuts irl. He is neck and neck with trump. You guys better watch out.

CM · 08-31-2015

Posted by Sardon

3.You must be named after something in the sky, a color or an element.

lol

Red · 08-31-2015

sardon fail troll attempt #476

kenthefruit · 08-31-2015

pretty accurate

Sardon · 08-31-2015

Posted by Bryan*

How to act like Sardon*

I dont do most of those things
Or is their a element,color or thing in the sky called sardon.

Posted by Marouke

I afked once at delta island gs arena, I must not be a sparrer!

Its a guide on how to become your

Basic
Sparrer
That means how to be like every other sparrer
Of course I cannot say all sparrers are the same.

Posted by Aguzo

Sardon is deez nuts irl. He is neck and neck with trump. You guys better watch out.

if I was your nuts irl I would not exist

Posted by GOAT

Sardon for KING Troll

You got my vote for the 2015 graalian awards

oh come on I think thats a little too much
How about diety

Posted by CM CM

lol

I think you knew who and what I was talking about

Cough cough thallium,aluminum
Comyt

GOAT · 08-31-2015

Posted by Sardon

if I was your nuts irl I would not exist

lol burn baby burn

Red · 08-31-2015

sardon running out of spam material???

BæwX · 08-31-2015

Thanks for tips, i now look like a badman sparrer and everyone fears me until they find out I'm a noob.

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Sardon Deus Vult Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Le Canada Posts: 3,811	How to act like your basic sparrer or pker How to be your average sparrer or pker This thread was not made with gramurz this is my list on how to be one of em (Note this is for jokes no need to rage we are not targeting you because if you were one of the people im trying to describe you would have put me on the ignore list long ago .) 1. wear black This is a must, you must not wear anything else everyday is a funneral of your hopes and dreams 2. Put an inside joke in your status You must put bad jokes about specific players that the majority of graalians do not know of. 3.You must be named after something in the sky, a color or an element. 4. say you started in 2009 like every other player 5. always list who you killed at 10k or 20k because uh it matters 6. only log in to raise your stats, if you spar boost , if you pk spam that sword button in the middle of a narrow hallway 7. talk about other graalians and talk about sending **** to them That must be the main topic in any conversation you will have with another player. 8. have every application for communication and chat about stuff you have never done.(like have a girlfriend) 9. be a hipocrit and insert something you don't do For example if you are a sparrer insert something about how its just a game even though you rage everytime you lose and you have probaly replaced your phone 20 times since you started playing graal(or your pc monitor). 10. if you are going to afk you only afk in the battle arena No other tile is worthy of the audience of a player as yourself because you have acomplished a lot in your life such as spending 1000 hours in front of your mobile device or pc spamming the sword button You deserve a nobel prize for that

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Marouke Registered User Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 106	I afked once at delta island gs arena, I must not be a sparrer!

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Bryan* Verified ✔️ Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: M.I.A Posts: 3,408	How to act like Sardon*

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GOAT Hyrule Knights Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: In your head 24/7 Posts: 6,348	Sardon for KING Troll You got my vote for the 2015 graalian awards

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Aguzo Registered User Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 3,027	Sardon is deez nuts irl. He is neck and neck with trump. You guys better watch out.

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kenthefruit 🍇🍏🍋🍊🍒 Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 4,330	pretty accurate

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BæwX Banned Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 130	Thanks for tips, i now look like a badman sparrer and everyone fears me until they find out I'm a noob.