Yeah that’s right bow down to me the pinnacle of manhood. I am the best thing that you will ever see out there in the rink. I have figured out the key to being the best gamer around, and I am willing to give away my secret to success!


Here are my stats, my loses are only to stupid smelly vpners, boy do they smell bad (PEE Yooooo!!!!!).

And now for the grand reveal… my secret strat…

Yes as you can see I won three times in a row haha no big deal (Ladies 😉)

Here is a bonus of the top ten sparrers who I recognize as you know even close to my skill level.

Stay free noobs.

GAMER OUT.  

Woah.... video in unreal. What a god.  

Posted by Kendama

Woah.... video in unreal. What a god.

*flex*  

i had to post it, warning incoming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJG5s0O7ucY  

No one can come close to your skill level that top 10 video is also very accurate and entertaining thx  

legend™  

Lmao  

cool joke bro  

Posted by WaFFL3Cake

cool joke bro

What joke? is something funny to you?  

You think that's good? Try this on for size.

 

Posted by regas

You think that's good? Try this on for size.

nice 3 streak sideroomer  

Posted by Heeble

nice 3 streak sideroomer

Fixed!
 

Posted by regas

Fixed!

Typical GP can’t tell the difference between a kill streak and a spar streak!!!  

Posted by Heeble

Typical GP can’t tell the difference between a kill streak and a spar streak!!!

Impressed now?

 

Who was that dude who faked his spar record in an attempt to get a 1v1 with sarah? His editing was horrible, this is how it’s done