YO MAMA'S SO FAT, IF SOMEONE KILLS HER IN CALL OF DUTY, HE GETS A 5 KILL STREAK!
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, SHE NEEDS CHEATS FOR WII FIT!
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE GOT RUN OVER BY A PARKED CAR!
YO MAMA'S SO UGLY, SHE MAKES BLIND KIDS CRY!
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE PLAYS 'I GOT YOUR NOSE' WITH VOLDEMORD!