When Sword art online is real.  

Ted Cruz winning the presidential election.  

ha got em  

Posted by Violet*

So...all of time and space,everything that ever happened or ever will-where do you want to start?
Trenzalore.

xD Doctor Who?


Also since someone said a Yo Momma joke ima say a few from the top of my head.

Yo' Momma so fat when she jumped up for joy she got stuck.
Yo' Momma so fat that she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Yo' Momma so fat she wakes up in Sections.
Yo' Momma so ugly she makes blind people cry.  

Posted by Kuz

What's even worse than getting flawed in a spar? Having a frog stapled to your face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Car? "Get in the Car"

*Knock* *Knock* "Who's there?" -Dave suddenly starts crying because he realizes due to his Grandmothers Alzheimer's she can no longer remember him.

Why did the young kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus.

Dark humor, eh?  

Posted by ChibiArtist

Dark humor, eh?

gotta love anti jokes